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scotch plains

A town that neighbors Westfield, New Jersey.

It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."

Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.

Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.

Blue Devils 4 Ever.
Westfield Student 1: Hey man, how'd your math test?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.

Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?
by Delivery Guy 1 December 3, 2007
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Plain City

Home to semi-trucks, fucked-up families, and country boys. While they can be pretty cute out in the boonies, be warned many can be jerks and break you heart. Being raised in these fucked up families doesn't teach them high values. Such as education or how to treat a girl. If you stuck gold with one who actually is in college, don't let go, they're a rare breed.
Bob: hey wanna, get out of Plain City tonight and go to the strip club?
Anthony: Sure, wait I'm suppose to hang out with my girlfriend
Bob: oh, ok never mind then
Anthony: nahh nevermind fuck her, ill make up an excuse to get out of it
Bob: again? She really needs to dump you by now.
by Charley1607 October 9, 2005
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White Plains, Alabama

Nothing but titty-less ass-less WHORES, WHORES and more WHORES
Don't go to White Plains, Alabama, you will catch AIDS!
by LoveStruck3OH!3 September 18, 2012
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Plainrock124

A man that spends money and breaks nintendo switches and phones for ad revenue and views and gets hate for stupid things.
Plainrock124 is dumb. (HATE COMMENT)
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Plaintiff

A litigant, See Jew
The Court allowed seven days for Plaintiff Council to file points and authorities in support of its pro se appearance.
by Judge Joe Brown April 8, 2008
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This is the best school ever. They have higher SAT scores than WW-P HS North. They have an awesome fencing team. The head coach is amazing.
West Windsor Plainsboro High School South is the best school ever.
by Creativeminds3456 March 14, 2012
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plain weird

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