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Pinchus Interruptus 

That moment when you are finally relaxed on a public toilet, enjoying the solitude and just about to pinch off a brewing turd, when someone else bursts into the lavatory to piss, shit or wash there hands. Pinchus Interruptus usually results in a full on defecatory hold pattern, or mid-release pinch or severe turtling effect until all other parties leave and perfect release conditions are restored.
I never use the 12th floor men’s room to shit on a Monday morning. All that NFL activity on Sunday creates the perfect environment for Pinchus Interruptus.

My ass was filthy from pinchus Interruptus earlier. The place was like grand central station and I kept turtling in and out and crowning. Finally got it out after everyone left and cleared out.
Pinchus Interruptus by Eaton Holgoode September 21, 2018

pinchline 

A sweet punchline used for subtle joking.
Wow ! Aurélien the Great DBA just pinchlined me, I feel so sad now
pinchline by BobLaMitraille September 18, 2020

pichette 

2+2=4
awkward
no friends except his cat
he is such a lonely dude

is he mr.pichette
pichette by ptit ham January 8, 2021

pinch poke you owe me a coke

Saying something the exact same time someone else says it.
Me and friend talking and at the same time we say we are hungry. Pinch Poke you owe me a coke

Muff pinch 

A sign of mental and emotional dominance whereby a male in a relationship spontaneously and without warning reaches over to his seated female mate and casually but firmly pinches her labia together until he becomes bored with the exercise.
He knew he had her under his thumb when he applied the muff pinch and it went unprotested.
Muff pinch by Democrate April 10, 2012

dolphin pinch 

When someone inserts either the index or the middle finger in the butt hole and the thumb in the vagina. When pinched the girl makes a eek ekk eeek dolphin sound.
She had the highest eek when i dolphin pinched her. Maybe i pinched too hard.