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pittsburgh buffet

Typically served during a Steelers tailgate party. A loud mouthed drunken bbw women passed out in the bed of a Dodge Ram diesel p.u. truck is stripped nude. Loud mouth Male Steelers fans who would suck Ben Roethlisberger's cock for street cred, begin chanting here we go Steelers. Then her asshole is stuffed with kielbasa and sauerkraut, her pussy gets filled with pierogies, she is covered with shitty Primantis brothers Cole slaw and fries. Now a group of sweaty foul mouthed union steel workers perform a circle jerk and shoot their man gravy all over the local passed out yinzer mama. Then an old polish grandma that smells like shitty iron city beer yells chicken on the hill (thinking she's at a pirates game in 1978. Then the locals dine on the local bbw's nude delicatessen spread.
Hey Butch, that was a delicious Pittsburgh buffet yesterday at the Steelers game.
by Rooster7395 December 15, 2020
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Brad Pittsburgh

by AnonDoxy November 25, 2018
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pittsburgh

A boring, provincial city in western Pennsylvania that is nonetheless a very nice place to live.
"Believe it or not, I really like Pittsburgh."
by Jayque October 16, 2003
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Pittsburgh Stinger

A sexual act whereby the male partner begins by rolling his finger in water or some sticky substance. He then rolls his finger in salt, well coating it. The finger is then shoved up the female's ass and violently scratches the walls of her orifice. Performing this act also includes intent to make the female bleed. If specific intent to bleed is not present it is called a Seattle Tax Return.
Man 1: So there I was, wrist deep in this girl's salt filled ass, scratching with all my might. It took 6 full minutes till she started bleeding, but when she did it flowed like a river.
Man 2: Holy shit, I bet she's had a few Pittsburgh Stingers before.
Man 2: Yeah, clearly. Talk to you later, I'm gonna go give her another.
by J - Dub July 16, 2008
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Pittsburgh Tea Party

The outflow from urinating in your partners ass. Resulting in a tea colored (but not flavored) discharge. That's a Pittsburgh Tea Party!
I was doing your mom in the ass last night and I had to piss so bad that I just decided to have a Pittsburgh Tea Party.
by teapartychamp January 11, 2010
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pittsburgh pound-her

while pounding your girl doggy style pull out mid thrust and begin to fuck her ass while jerome bettis spikes a football on her back and smacks his dick off her face.
last night justin was giving his gf the pittsburgh pound-her while jerome bettis was wearing his super bowl ring! she was not happy.
by The Vulcan October 19, 2007
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Pittsburgh Sports team conspiracy

A behind-the-door deal in which Pittsburgh Sports team will win a few Championships here and there in exchange for having a really shitty baseball team. Usually their championship win are fluke wins.

This can easily be explained.

Pittsburgh Pirates- 18 years on losing season
Pittsburgh Penguns- 2009 Stanley Cup Champions
Pittsburgh Steelers- Superbowl XL and XLIII Champions
Philadelphia Sports team fan 1 : What the hell is up with this Pittsburgh Sports team conspiracy? So unfair.

Philadelphia Sports team fan 2 : I guess we have the exact oppisite; A football team that is always close, a hockey team that is always close, and a sick ass baseball team.
by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010
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