Road Pest

Someone who is a bad driver. Can be classified as two types;

1: the aggressive road pest ( one who speeds recklessly, drives beyond his/her ability, passes maniacally in the slow lane, waits until the last possible second to merge when lane is ending)

2: the oblivious road pest ( drives slowly in the passing lane, changes lanes without looking, varies their speed while driving on highways constantly)

"I hate driving through that part of the city - it's chock full of road pests!"

by AubCat March 24, 2020

sexual pest

A sexual pest is a pervert usually male with zero game when it comes to to hooking up. They are often older married guys who gawk at attractive bartenders and waitresses like total creeps when they are sneaking out and having a few drinks behind their wives backs.

That guy Billy Docks is a sexual pest , he’s always staring at me with this stupid drunken look on his face

by Oceandre April 29, 2021

jeezel peets

A n expression originally declared in Michigan but adopted by people from Clermont county Ohio that expresses disgust, surprise, and shock.

You: My son was bit by a fire ant and his foot is swollen.

Me: Jeezel peets!!

by Dyer dog May 6, 2021

Jeff Pesos

Hey lads! Jeffrey Bezos here, I'm going convert all my assets and cash into Pesos!

Person 1: Hey Bro! I'm going to do a Jeff Pesos!
Person 2: Bro that's crazy you're going to be so rich!!!

by Payday2CheeseBurger August 4, 2021

nathan pesta

Is npesta

Regular people: nathan pesta

Me: (a npesta fan) npesta

by Balls man 1983 July 29, 2023

sex pest

Gagging for something they will never get, tries too hard. When rejected cries and turns to whales of the female variety, eg: fatty fatty fatty or shmoo the whale.

"God, Ian is such a sex pest, he ended up with shmoo again!"

by William Scholes May 11, 2008

Pessi

nickname of an Argentinian fraud who penaltied his way to a world cup trophy

fifa loves pessi so much they gave him 5 pens in a row

by fearless700 December 24, 2022