penile infarction

V. Attack by a penis.
N. The act of being attacked by a penis.

Sally just got a penile infarction. She was just standing there when all of the sudden Henry's penis just started attacking her!

by JessD December 30, 2007

Penile rupture

Where the penis is ruptured by extreme masturbation.

"My Penis is bleeding because of a "penile rupture"

by sphynctor December 8, 2009

penile quafe

When a cloud of dust shoots out of the urethra due to testicular dryness.

Matt had a long penile quafe after max sucked him off.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009

Belgian Penile Gauge

A 00 sized gauge located between the head of a penis and the testicles. There is a transparent tube in the center of each hand-made gauge to ensure that the penis is able to ejaculate without any interference. But the rest of the Gauge is made with a Belgian Doughnut.

"Dude, I just got new Belgian gauges!!" "Really, what size?" "00s!" "No way, but I don't see them on your ears, you sure they are 00s?" "Yeah dude, I got a Belgian Penile Gauge!"

"Dude, I can totally see your Belgian Gauge"
"Yeah My girlfriend likes creme filled doughnuts"

by BlegianGauges May 5, 2010

Rura Penthe

A Klingon prison planet adjescent to Trilithium mining asteroids. It is said that serving on Rura Penthe is a fate worse than death, with unbearable and almost uninhabitable mining facilities alongside the most ruthless convicts in the universe. In Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, after the murder of Klingon ambassador Garok while aboard the Enterprise, Captain Kirk and Dr. McCoy were wrongly sentenced to life on Rura Penthe, but managed to escape thanks to a very intricate plan. More recently, in Star Trek (2009), the Romulan mining leader, Captain Nero, was exiled to Rura Penthe and managed to escape after 25 years once his futuristic ship, the Narada, was fully repaired and capable of taking on the entire Klingon security fleet around the planet.

"Captain, the death penalty has been commuted. However, you will be sentenced to serve in the Rura Penthe Trilithium mines for the rest of your natural lives."
-Klingon High Council

by Razorglove November 17, 2011

Pestle

London/Yardie slang for penis

"Tyrell did gimme the pestle good and propa last night bwoy!"

by LittlemissE June 11, 2009

pendle

Pendle is slang for donkey in spanish

That pendle let us ride him all the way down the mountain!

by max1234 December 23, 2006