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Planking

Verb: The art of actively lying down
The objective of planking is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank (mutliple people in one action)
"Hey let's go planking"

"Did you see that guy planking? It gave me wood"
"That girls planking is gammin, bent legs, bent body, poor form"
by Plank Master T June 7, 2011
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Planking was invented in 2009 by Paige Wilson of Stockton, Ca. "Weston ranch". It was popularized by the social group, "hipsters".
Damn son, you be planking?
You be planking it more than Paige Wilson.
by itgetsthehoseagain September 24, 2011
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Planked

OMG DID YA'LL SEE THAT FIGHT WHERE THAT KID GOT PLANKED
by $NEEZE February 14, 2019
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Pankhurst

Verb - one pulls a pankhurst by posting shanter on webpage viewed by many (eg facebook) in a desperate attempt to gain positive recognition
frankie pulled a "pankhurst"
by scouse64 December 14, 2010
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Danky Panky

The dankest of the dank, shit so strong it'll make you wanna fuck yo mama or in lamens term SOME STRONG AF WEED
Bruh you got the plug on the Danky Panky
Fosho mah nigga,shit you bouta get FUCKED UP
by Mr.StealYoGurl March 22, 2015
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Hankie Pankie

Noun or verb|A superior way to say sexual intercorse. Not to be confused with the Hokey Pokey.
Zer:How close are you guys.
Sand:We’re gonna do the hankie pankie soon. ;)
Zer:MMMMMMMMMHH
by SandboxSandstone October 4, 2018
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planking

A stupid "sport" invented by Australians, it involves lying on your stomach while holding a plank form. This is often attempted in dangerous places to prove that this lame sport is not so lame. A few people have died, yet people still go crazy for this "sport".
Kangaroo Australian: Hey lets go planking on dangerous things.

Koala Australian: Planking? You mean that stupid "sport" that Australians do where they lie on their stomachs and lay on weird things?

Kangaroo Australian: Yes, that "sport"
by SweatyBallSack June 9, 2011
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