Verb: The art of actively lying down
The objective of planking is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank (mutliple people in one action)
The objective of planking is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank (mutliple people in one action)
"Hey let's go planking"
"Did you see that guy planking? It gave me wood"
"That girls planking is gammin, bent legs, bent body, poor form"
"Did you see that guy planking? It gave me wood"
"That girls planking is gammin, bent legs, bent body, poor form"
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Kangaroo Australian: Hey lets go planking on dangerous things.
Koala Australian: Planking? You mean that stupid "sport" that Australians do where they lie on their stomachs and lay on weird things?
Kangaroo Australian: Yes, that "sport"
Koala Australian: Planking? You mean that stupid "sport" that Australians do where they lie on their stomachs and lay on weird things?
Kangaroo Australian: Yes, that "sport"
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