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Payton

Payton is a soulmate. He's a great boyfriend and an amazing person. He'll be there when you cry and tell you it's okay. He's smart, kind, and not only a boyfriend, but a best friend. He's a passionate, loving, and warm person. Payton will change your view of the world. He will clear up your eyes and show you the beauty in each thing. Not to mention, Payton is a great kisser, which never hurts. But most importantly, Payton is somebody who deserves everything you can give. Payton is somebody who you love from the moment you meet him. Payton is the love of my life, and I hope he sees this.
Girl 1: Did you see my Girl 3? She's so happy with her boyfriend.

Girl 2: Isn't his name Payton? They're probably gonna get married.
Girl 1: Ugh, I hope I find my own Payton someday.
by litlebabie November 20, 2019
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Payton is always unwell, fully the definition of Payton is unwell as well as the definition of unwell is Payton.
by GuineapigBeanz June 10, 2020
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Dirty Payton

A girl who always picks her nose and eats the bogeys during sex, and it is the only thing that gets her off
I was fucking that girls for hours and she just wouldn’t cum! She must be a dirty Payton
by Macandcheese23 March 27, 2020
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parmony

The feeling of satisfaction achieved after eating a chicken parma.
They used a whole breast fillet, 3 cheeses and topped it off with bacon bits and oregano - I feel total parmony right now.
by Steggsy April 4, 2009
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payton

a very straight up and real person , once you get to know her she'll be the best person to talk to and tell your secrets too , until you get on there bad side then she go crazy on you she will send pics to your man (if you have one) , she will expose you and constantly harrass you and hurt you until shes satifyed
Girl one; i cant beleive i just sent her boyfriend a booty pic

Girl two ; yea that was a payton move
by 780087 March 6, 2019
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Payton

She is the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet she has a really great personality she has a lot of friends and she is a great person to hang around with She also is a great girlfriend
by Jimmy bill bob May 31, 2019
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Payton is a cult leader who is sexist, racist, and a hoe. He can’t do anything right and isn’t even funny.
by Mybaeisthickaf December 12, 2019
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