Jake Paul

Cancer

Jake Paul is cancer.

by Gaylord Stearnbath November 27, 2017

Paul's Uncle

One who has done everything and owns anything you can think of.

Guy 1: DUDE! I WISH I HAD A TELEPORTATION DEVICE
Guy 2: Paul's uncle owns one.
Guy 1: typical.

by Paul's Real Uncle June 24, 2011

paul harrison

The ultimate hoomer.He is from Philadelphia and he doesn’t understand California lingo. He only celebrates Halloween and St. Patrick’s Day even though he had a catholic up bringing because he went to catholic school for 12 years. He loves to advocate for the greater good and he is a Girl Up stan. Writing is very important to him and he believes most kids can’t write good college admissions essays. Doesn’t like being beaten. He loves his UCLA English professor and he loves Greta Thunberg. He really likes Starbucks and peanut m&ms even though he is on a diet. He wears his black air force ones while he roasts students. On a good windy day he likes to fly his kite and take pictures of birds and other objects. Everywhere he goes, he brings his yellow water bottle with tea and wears his leather jacket. In his classroom, he has the one and only ping pong table and a small basketball hoop. Overall, a chill person.

Person A: Who’s the new person?
Person B: It’s Paul Harrison.
Person A: Why doesn’t he celebrate Christmas? I thought he was catholic?

by GummieUnicorns January 21, 2020

Jake Paul

Satan himself, His voice sounds like a fucking squeaky toy, oh and he's annoying as hell

Jake paul is a fucking shitty ass youtuber

by ItsMikaylaFromLonelyLodge November 16, 2018

Jake Paul

irrelevant, not important. An arrogant loud mouth bitch along with his brother, Logan Paul

"Omg, did she see Jake paul's new clickbait video"
"He's a piece of shit and cancer"

by Fuck team 10 February 07, 2018

paul brothers

Jake Paul and Logan Paul. two cringey ass youtubers who need to be removed from the internet. they are literally cancer. when their mom shit them out of the womb she gave them the personality of the god damn devil.

BOB: bro, how did you get cancer?
FRED: i watched jake paul and logan paul aka the paul brothers.

by eattidepods February 02, 2018

Paul Mishkin

Thanks to the inventor of IXL, I’m waisting my precious life on doing these problems. IXL doesn’t help whatsoever, all they do is frustrate students day by day with their horrible explanations and you can get a question right and your smart score will move 1-3 (if you’re luck) ... BUT if you get a question wrong, it’ll move from 3-10) I’m so fucking angry!! I’ve spent hours and hours trying to see what my mistakes are, yet I never figure it out. Paul and all the people that run IXL are making my life miserable. From the bottom of my heart, I wish you what you IXL has given me which is hatred, a mindset of failure, anxiety, sadness, frustration, etc. DO BETTER.

Paul mishkin sucks!!!!!!!

by Lolz7273773 March 24, 2021