park cock

When I guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick.

Guy 1: How are Jason and Sue getting on, anyway?
Guy 2: Shit, didn't you hear? He's gonna park cock the first Saturday in June!
Guy 1: Damn, what a sucker.

by William of Boulder April 28, 2008

costanza parking

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot

by dun worry February 11, 2008

Jurasskicked Park

The alternate and more proper name for the movie that had dinosaurs kicking the crap out of everyone and everything for 127 minutes.

"Unless you want to take a another trip to Jurasskicked Park, I suggest that we watch a different movie tonight."

by wordopotomus July 1, 2012

Parking-Brake

A boner that you get while sitting down that makes it rather difficult to stand up.

Awh man! I tried standing up to go to the bathroom second period, but my parking-brake was on.

by Theworddumpster November 21, 2009

Hazard Parking

A term used to describe using your car's hazard lights as an excuse to double park or otherwise illegally park your vechicle when there's no spaces available.

Tim: Man, there's no spaces left, but I really want to run in and get a sandwich!

Joe: So, turn on your emergency lights and do some hazard parking in front of the store! I'm hungry!

by Dizzy Louie March 24, 2012

jefferson park

Located in Chicago, Illinois, Jefferson park is home to some of the most baddest dudes on the planet. Pretty much taken over by what is now known as “L block,” tend to keep the streets as safe as possible. L block is currently 2-0 in street brawls and will most likely stay undefeated.

Jim: you want to go to Jefferson park?
George: no way bro L block resides there

by Young stone February 5, 2020

South Park

The funniest, most shocking, and relevant show on television. Incorporates all aspects of comedy, though it is less scatalogical than it used to be. To idiots, this is a bad thing and it automatically disqualifies South Park as a relevant sociopolitical voice. But the same people who write off South Park are the ones who don't care about the world around them.

South Park is the most clever show on television.

by Mikey G October 15, 2003