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non-contributing parasite

An individual who brings nothing to the table; someone who participates in a group function, while neglecting to exert any effort as far as contribution, but partakes in all the benefits from the contributions made by others.
Soon after the keg was tapped, Mike looked over and said 'Damn, here comes Justin. Talk about a non-contributing parasite'.
by maxinmesa November 24, 2013
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nut-busting paradise

A state of ejaculation so sublime that it takes you to nirvana
She gave such good head that it took him to nut-busting paradise
by Papa Bagels March 24, 2017
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Lost in Paradise

Lost in paradise
Night and day are fading out
Keep on dance now
Hey hey
Tokyo prison
I'm going to relight your feeling
Night and day are blending
I'm going to relight your feeling
Light up every last one of them
Lost in paradise
Night and day are fading out
When time gets rough
Access to your love
Lost in Paradise

Night and day are fading out
Keep on dance now
Hey hey hey hey hey
by Twitch Nycesz79 January 30, 2021
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Granny Paradise

A wonderful land where grannys roam. Love em'.
-Where are you going this weekend?
-Well I wanna have fun, so.. probably Granny Paradise.
by AlPal March 14, 2007
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Dirty Paradise

A Dirty Paradise is when, after a night of sex, you pee on the fridge and you leave before your partner wakes up.
Jo did a dirty paradise to Tony !
by fourtwenty420 January 28, 2009
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Shade (Kaiju Paradise)

Shade (Kaiju Paradise) Is A Gootraxian From Kaiju Paradise, If The Name Is Not Very Obvious. Shade Wears Some Shades

(If Anything, The Shades Don't Make You Look Cool, They Just Make You Shade (Kaiju Paradise), And Wearing The Glowing Shades Just Make No Difference Beside You Glow)
P1: Hey These Shade Look Cool
P2: Don't Wear Them Make You Shade (Kaiju Paradise)
P1: Ok
by Random Person On UD April 12, 2022
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Parasiticus

The elusive mexican yellow bellied kokoandrea hydra is name of this rare species. Its scientific name is Andreus Parasiticus Weakan Maleian.

This animal lives, roams and infests homes. Commonly mistaken from an animal from "Where the Wild things are." It is a rare specimen that usually hides in the brush or under the mud and rocks.

It is known as a parasite that attaches itself to weak males. (Similar to the jockey in hit multiplayer game by Valve, Left 4 Dead)

This creature has evolved to live in the homes of humans. It only feeds until its host withered and inches from death then it nurses it back to health..only to feed again later.

The Andreus Parasiticus has an entire family of parasites as well. The most notable being the grandma hydra who lures it's prey with fruit cups and sex.

It is also a creature of habit. It tricks its weak fat male host into treating its parasitic family to various meals usually paid by the flesh n blood of the host.

Scientists have yet to figure out how the Andreus Parasiticus does this. Trickery of the mind? Or does it just wisely choose the weakest minded host?
Andreus Parasiticus
by Endangered Species December 20, 2009
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