parade of failure

a public, ongoing, spectacular display of ineptitude.

Working corporate retail, you will be treated to a seemingly endless parade of failure.

The parade of failure which constituted Warren G Harding's term as US president in the early 1920s has endowed him with an undesirable title of Maybe Worst President Ever.

by staggosaurus December 8, 2010

Parade Horse

A person that we call like a parade horse, has the behavior of being proud no matter what the circumstances, shits when and wherever they want to, and doesnt worry about anything, because someone else will come by and clean it up. Just like a parade horse in a parade. It is a Brazilian saying, but a very good one that fits many people.

My boss is just like a parade horse, doesnt worry about anything and lets others clean up his mess, and proud to do it.

by shaw1188 December 6, 2014

parabiti

A sacred bond between two shadow hunters to live, fight and die for each other.

Jace is my parabiti
Jace and Alec are parabiti

by Sleepingshadowhunter February 11, 2018

Parachute (Cock and Ball Torture)

A parachute (cock and ball torture) is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3–5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. Smaller weights can be used when the male wearing it is free to move; the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.

A ball stretcher, ball crusher, parachute (cock and ball torture), humbler, testicle cuffs, and cock harnesses are cock and ball torture devices while ball busting is a practice in cock and ball torture.

by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020

Paraceratherium

A big-ass Rhino without a horn that was the largest land animal ever

Scientist: Uh, Phil?

Scientist 2: Yes?

Scientist: This fossil is large as shit!

Scientist 2: This is the largest animal we've ever found!

Scientist: Lets call it Paraceratherium.

by You stupid... May 19, 2021

Papah

A more elegant way of saying Papa.

"I need my papah."
"Don't worry, elegant child, he'll be here soon."

by IAmHungry4Memes February 21, 2022

parade head

Someone with a giant head.

Harvey: Look at that chick on the halftime show interviewing players.

Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.

by cut the cards January 18, 2023