Pampers

A popular name brand diaper that hold shit and other body waste

Kiersten : I just can't decide which is better for my baby Pampers or Luvs?
Kaylee : Well ive heard Pampers can hold a ton of shit! (LOL)
Steve : I would suggest the Pampers myself I just love the way they hug my ass cheeks (see) plus they hold a ton of cum! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! See no leaks!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten no leaks!
Kiersten : Yeah I will try to get that image out of my head! But at least the Pampers have his penis covered up I am so sick of him running around here naked!
Kaylee : Yeah thank god for jumbo Pampers!

Steve : Plus Pampers hold a lot of shit too! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! See no poopy run out!
Kiersten : Oh My God The Smell!!! It's so bad!
Kaylee : God Damn't Steve go change your Pamper!

by SlopNChop August 22, 2018

paper gangster

Bullshit fake, wanna-be who tries to be ghetto/thinks he/she is from the streets and is a punk-ass motherfucker who should be listening to Rush and wearing Dockers while earning a living cleaning daddy's Lexus abd painting his white-picket fence. Refer to Wigger.

You ain't from the streets you're just another piece of shit, paper gangster

by Hardcore Rob October 19, 2004

Paper Genocide

Paper Genocide is the deliberate and systematic destruction of Native American Indian culture, language, and identity as a unique racial group by way of the illegal and oppressive race reclassification imposed on Native American Indians or "Blood Indians" to the Non-Indian races of Black/African American, White, or Latino/Hispanic. With the stroke of a pen, or the click of a mouse Native American Indian ancestry can be suppressed on government records.

*The United states Supreme Court struck down Walter Plecker's Racial Integrity Act in 1967 within Loving v. Virginia

Argued: April 10, 1967, Decided: June 12, 1967, 206 Va. 924, 147 S.E.2d 78, reversed. this make race reclassification illegal, and states that do so are breaking supreme law.

Did you know that paper genocide is when vital records offices along the east coast of the U.S. changed the race of many American Indians to Colored on birth and death certificates in order to suppress Indian heritage?

by PaperGenocide.org August 16, 2019

paper scissors rocked

owned, i.e. embarrassingly defeated

Man, I totally paper scissors rocked you at Guitar Hero last night!

by Matthew and Adam January 9, 2008

rest stop toilet paper

Super low grade single ply butt ribbon found in the bathrooms of rest stops,service stations and most other public rest rooms.Contains visible chunks of wood pulp.15 sheets glued together qualifies as plywood.What name brands compare their product to and refer to as "the next leading brand".

I got splinters in my fingers from using that rest stop toilet paper.

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

Paper Mario

One of the best games for the N64. An RPG game were you must rescue the Seven Star Spirits and, as usual rescue Princess Peach. He is accomponied by 8 different partners with their own special abbilities that can help Mario on the way. The graphics are simple but the game is absolutly incredible. It totally beats the shit out of the new crap.
The only thing I find dissapointing about this game is that when in the end after you beat Bowser it just shows Mario and Princess Peach watching fireworks and no mattter what you do you can't save your progress or anything. And when you turn off the game You're back to the part were you last save. And there's too much dialouge which could also be a drag. But despite those things the game is amazing.

"Paper Mario is a beast of a game. Who gives a shit if the N64 is now considered dead technology it owns the shit out of new stuff"

by ireneeSAVESTHEDAY February 26, 2008

Texas Toilet Paper

That toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. Aptly named Texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don't take shit from nobody.

The company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now I wait til i get home to take a shit.

by Myname July 31, 2004