PAed My Pants

To pee one's pants in the commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

Dude: "Hey Kathy, can you pass me a greek dog?"

Kathy: "Hey brah, sure thing! Did you hear that funny new joke?"

Dude: "Yeah, gurl. I was in Pittsburgh when I heard it, and totally PAed my pants laughing."

Kathy: "Totes"

by CrimsonMays June 16, 2010

paedophile

a person who shows a certain sexual interest in children and teenagers. often referred to as a 'gary'.

"look at that guy with those children! what a gary"
"i dont like gary, he's a complete paedophile"

by tracytuurrrnnbleeeeddddddd June 24, 2008

Paetel

A person who is extremely intelligent, bordering on omniscient and devastatingly attractive. Paetels typically posses extreme prowess in the fine arts of ass kicking, trash talking, table tennis, and knife throwing.

Chuck Norris is such a Paetel.

by Dr. Chachi May 27, 2011

Paedinecro

A person who fornicates with deceased children.

Jon: My son Timmy died last fall, I think I'm gonna dig him up and have sex with him.

(This would be an example of incest Paedinecrophilia)

by Jon the sick kid November 10, 2006

Paetzke

PERFECTION-girl from saint clair shores

Paetzke (when referred to steph) is perfect like a sea side sun rise

by 8507 January 10, 2009

paedofrenia

Paedophile with skitzofrenia. Bastardization of plugsocket.

Oh get help! You got Paedofrenia! ASSHAT!

by roart. February 19, 2009

paeskin

another word for a pronounced stomach area

that man has a large paeskin

by the baron timms February 11, 2009