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care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.
It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.

Platinum package 

When you stuff one of your nuts in a chicks asshole, and jerk off on her back
The chick was a freak so I have her the ole platinum package. She had a gaping asshole, so stuffing a nut in there while I dumped a load on her spine was as easy as 1-2-3! Thank god she didn’t have a BM

Stimulus Package 

In Cannabis culture, a stimulus package is when you add herb to the top of the bowl to keep it going.
Person 1: holding the bowl: I think the bowl is dead
Person 2: I guess you’ll just have to give it a stimulus package
Stimulus Package by StrangeGal June 13, 2018

weasel package 

1: A guy who gets around but in a sneaky way, so that not many people know about it..

2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...
1: You have to watch him, he is a weasel package, he will leave you in tears...

2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?

A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..

Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k
weasel package by Big Bee Baby June 18, 2018

Stimulus Package 

1200 for individuals

2400 for married couples
500 per child
The stimulus package was approved to help Americans.
Stimulus Package by GRINDRMAN March 26, 2020

Grip Package 

Clothing that is outdated, not fashionable, worn, not in, or not fitting properly.
Hey yo manny just look at this guys grip package! Yeah that shit is wack bro!
Grip Package by Jae-Dub September 27, 2020