Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.

"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."

by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011

Wacky Packages

a series of humorous trading cards featuring parodies of consumer products. The cards were produced by Topps beginning in 1967, first in die-cut, then in peel-and-stick sticker format. There were 16 series produced between 1973 and 1977, with some reprints and several new series released up to the present day.

The very first Wacky Packages series was produced in 1967 and featured 44 die-cut cards that were made to be punched out, licked on the back and stuck to surfaces

by Wendysfg May 26, 2023

care package

Said when someone has sealed the deal.

"He delivered the care package to her."

by Alias707 November 21, 2016

garbage package

The most disgusting, uninteresting thing you've ever seen, tried, or tasted. The easiest way to let people know you're not about to try something again.

Man, the lingo these kids use nowadays is straight garbage package, fam.

by CaptainCoolArrow February 3, 2023

package shot

when someone takes a photo of your dick but with pants above.

1: Dude what's that?
2: It's my package shot!

by TheRealPoggers March 8, 2020

Package Anime

When someone writes a whole chronicle of the whereabouts of a package their expecting, regardless of their peer's willingness to know.

Karen's released another episode of her package anime. Why did we let her in the group chat? I don't want to know every movement of the buttplugs she ordered!

by Lambda_BM December 27, 2020

Beef Package

A phased describing not only a long but also girthy penis. To be considered a Beef package one’s penis must be at least 7 inches and 1.5 inches of girth

Micheal”did you see Daniel the other day? He’s packing”
Fred”Yeah he’s got a beef package!”

by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021