wetter than an otter's pocket

your girl when she sees anyone who plays valorant walking down the street

p1 - yo does that guy have a jett hoodie?
p2 - holy shit that is omg im wetter than an otter's pocket
p1 - babe wtf if u wanted me to play valorant you could have asked

by DasFax123 February 23, 2021

early and often

early and often is my preferred masturbation schedule.

I like to masturbate early and often!

by eda-skip June 25, 2022

Otter Math

When locals’ and aliens’ mixed attitude vis-à-vis otters and their apparently manageable growing population on the “fine” city of Singapore provides a fertile ground for math educators to pose a number of brain-unfriendly questions to challenge exam-smart symbol-minded students.

Two otter math questions from a Singapore math problem solving book are:
1. At a recent otter attack at a church’s fish pond, five koi fish were swallowed up, while the remaining partially eaten fish were left with one or two eyes. From the 17 koi fish in the pond, the verger found only 16 eyes. How many koi fish lost only one eye?
2. On average, what percentage of fish in a pond get eaten by an otter family every time they terrorize a condominium located in some posh area of Singapore?

by MathPlus December 11, 2021

Otter Boy

1. A crime fighting superhero that lurks in the depths of streams, rivers, and lakes and barks as he is attacking. Also will display a "Salmon" defense if threatened.
2. Sidekick- Bumble Cooter

Otter Boy saved me! Look!
(Off in the distance) "Ah Ah Ah!"

by Salmon Boy November 28, 2003

Niggle J. Otter

A phrase said when one is angry, often when one gets hurt It can be used instead of saying shit

Niggle J. Otter! You stepped on my toe you dumbfuck!

by alec July 7, 2004

otterpup

A slender gay male with an interest in BEARS; less body hair than an OTTER or BEAR; usually found in the company of BEARS, CUBS or WOLVES

An otterpup plays in the wild with otters, & bears.

by otterpup October 30, 2008

Otter

An otter is the shrimp of the sea.

A sweet ginger and a sexy man saw two sea shrimps holding hands.
"Isn't that an otter?"
"Yeah man, they're the shrimps of the sea."

by A-DOG-AND-K-DOG January 31, 2019