orgasmorphatism

The condition wherein one imagines someone's orgasm face during the course of a completely unrelated and innocent conversation.

Sarah was chatting with her elderly neighbor about dog grooming when her orgasmorphatism kicked in, causing her to lose her train of thought. She quickly excused herself and ran inside, shaking her head to rid herself of the picture.

John was trying to focus on the nurse's instructions for wound care, but his orgasmorphatism was making it difficult to concentrate on her words.

by Veranda Collingwood October 4, 2010

orgasm therapy

the act of relieving tension and stress through repetitive and/or vigorous sex.

Jill is strung out today! She needs some serious orgasm therapy.

by dnipplez May 15, 2011

orgasmeister

The orgasmeister, also known as the chosen one, is the only one who can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby did while watching the audition tapes for sesame street. Essentially, an extremely sexy male can call himself "the orgasmeister".

Person 1: "Bro, Gracie totally creamed herself when she saw how long my tongue is."

Person 2: "Bro shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Hey don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."

by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021

gustatorial orgasm

food that is just that good!
gustatory means concerned with tasting or the sense of taste

This chocolate cake is so good, I'm having a gustatorial orgasm!

by spirit of Aunt Libby May 2, 2010

Educational Orgasm

That feeling of intense pleasure and satisfaction in finally understanding a concept taught to you at school that has left you mindfucked for a considerable period of time. On average, nerds are known to have more frequent and intense educational orgasms, and often it is these orgasms that drive them towards pursuing academic success. Regular highschool dumbfucks may never experience an educational orgasms, as they would typically consider sex with other people preferable to sex with a textbook.

Joey, NERD: WOW, I'm really getting the hang of these trigonometry questions, I am totally having an educational orgasm right now!
Will, REGULAR GUY: Calm down and get laid dude.

by warosaro May 18, 2014

Skin Orgasm

sensation of chills or tingling is felt on the skin of the lower back, shoulders, neck, and/or arms. The sensation of chills is sometimes experienced as a series of 'waves' moving up the back in rapid succession and commonly described as "shivers up the spine".

Dude one: do you get skin orgasms?
Dude two: what's a skin orgasm
Dude one: bruh

by uncalledfordoggo September 18, 2020

Triangular Orgasm

When a narcissist masturbates in the center of a triangle made out of three mirrors so that they can see every angle of themselves.

“We don’t kinkshame, but I heard that pythagoras was into triangular orgasms”

by Gordon Gable March 14, 2022