Window of Opportunity

When one has reached the maximum level of being stoned & is compelled to leave unexpectedly out of fear of themselves.

Hey sorry I bailed last night without saying goodbye or grabbing my shit; I saw my window of opportunity.

by Daisy Dunham May 25, 2020

White Woman Oppression Syndrome

White Woman Oppression Syndrome (or WWOS for short), is a common condition in which Caucasian women, in particular American Caucasian women, believe they are the most important demographic and try to find any reason to feel oppressed, largely due to historical factors that have lead to women NOT being the most talked about demographic. Most commonly it is white women, especially those who are upper-middle class, who feel they're missing out in the oppression Olympics so they try to latch onto outdated or false delusions to prove their oppression.

"Black people are 5 times more likely to be locked in up prison and half as likely to go to college in America, black single-parents make up for 30% of all single parents, and black people are the victims of 50% of racial hate crimes."

"Yeah, but one time when I was visiting my friend in LA, I got catcalled by a guy I didn't find attractive. Don't you know women make 83 cents on the dollar of a man?"

"Please don't drag your White Woman Oppression Syndrome into this conversation..."

by chimpanzeek March 9, 2022

Oppai Day

Nation Holiday where every women has to send their oppai to every man they know.
It is held on the 12th of April for unknown reasons.

"hey, it's soon Oppai Day"
"Yeah, ikr, I can't wait"

by Almoss April 7, 2022

opportunist

another word for a slut or a whore. could be a man as well

Nic is not a slut he is an opportunist.
charnelle is not a whore shes an opportunist

by jessica H September 8, 2006

internally oppressed

The new TRIGGERED word for feminazis and the other undesirables. Can also be used as a dirty joke

Feminazi: the guy over there told me i couldn't bye *insert item* I'm so internally oppressed

by The guy that plays fallout November 19, 2016

opar amoose :O

An outdated phrase used to express shock at an IRC operater's use of channel operator powers that he has not been granted access to by the channel founder.

One of those retro phrases like "bogus dude," "Have a nice day," or "Jimmy Carter is the current president of the United States".

<MechaMrEd> I RULE THIS CHANNEL WITH AN IRON FIST
*** Bane sets mode: +o Bane
*** Yumblie sets mode: +b MechaMrEd!!!!*@*
<MechaMrEd> ..
<frosty_bob> OPAR AMOOSE :O

by Irving Washington March 30, 2003

Opportunity Cumpletion

Based loosely on the economic principle of opportunity cost:
1. It is the act of withholding ones orgasm during masterbation in hopes of finding a better scene/camera angle in the pornographic video you are watching.
2. The difficult decision that must be made during intercourse as to when it is acceptable for a male to finish.

I waited until the end of the film for my opportunity cumpletion.

by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009