by AndyBrawler August 26, 2021

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser November 11, 2008

(1)Something you would call a friend who is more than an aquaintance, more than just a friend and more than just a best friend. A true bench
(2) a word to describe a SnAkE 🐍
(2) a word to describe a SnAkE 🐍
(1)Person A: Heyyyyy I haven’t seen you in ages
Person B: omg I missed you so much Bench
(2) person A: omg I can’t believe she did that
Person B: ikr what a BEnCh
Person B: omg I missed you so much Bench
(2) person A: omg I can’t believe she did that
Person B: ikr what a BEnCh
by A rAiSin January 15, 2019

To Brag or Otherwise boast about off-road driving, despite not hitting the trails in months.
See also : Bench Racing
See also : Bench Racing
by You Out Here Bro? May 28, 2022

A person that is so stupid and Is also some what part bitch. the bitch is the bench. But the bench is your friend. Most of the time, benches play waterpolo and have pretty good grades but are super stupid benches. Amen
by stupid bench January 30, 2019

Bench Knocking:noun; The mechanical skill of tapping, hitting or smacking some mechanical or electrical device into working properly.
It is well known amongst the mechanically inclined as a skill and is much more than luck....although it adds to one's cool.
To Bench Knock: To use the skill of Bench Knocking.
It is well known amongst the mechanically inclined as a skill and is much more than luck....although it adds to one's cool.
To Bench Knock: To use the skill of Bench Knocking.
Henry Winkler ... Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli and the means by which he produced working equipement is a perfect example of "Bench Knocking"
To hit something with ones hand or foot and then it operates when before it was unfunctioning is bench knocking.
"I bench knocked that soda machine and it game me my soda that I paid for!", said the exhausted and frustrated teen.
To hit something with ones hand or foot and then it operates when before it was unfunctioning is bench knocking.
"I bench knocked that soda machine and it game me my soda that I paid for!", said the exhausted and frustrated teen.
by Black-Ice-Bandit October 8, 2008

by Takis muncher March 12, 2023
