divorce

Ending of marriage where people tend to recklessly destroy things and forget what they gained & grew from in their partnership.

The "D" in divorce represents destruction ; Their destruction is indicative of their divorce ;

by TheAnonymiss February 27, 2023

sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.

Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.

by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023

on divorcing

This draft type of friends, adjective when they, ugh friends of serious eternal of them become: Like Archie and Jughead!!!

I and you Sam : On divorcing handsome friends were, how pig, we also do if continue?

by man!? May 30, 2018

Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.

After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.

by LesleeB February 12, 2020

Divorced dad

It fucking means that you're dressed like a divorced dad, you're probably gay btw

Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad

Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole

Guy 1: ur gay

Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*

by Jesus.is.your.mother June 29, 2021

Proto-Divorce

Noun:
When a marriage ends during the wedding due to terrible circumstances.

Jerry: WHAT HAPPENED?
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.

by Cromwelle October 7, 2022

Grounds For Divorce

A Cocktail consisting of
Port
Sherry
Wkd blue

Do you want to get a grounds for divorce at the greatest bar in Aberystwyth?, Downies.

by Hansard May 15, 2025