wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

by Policegurl October 24, 2010

No Diddy

The updated version of No homo in light of recent allegations of Diddy's "personal" experiences...

Joe: Hey bro!
Steve: Yo!
Joe: I was just thinking about games from our childhood, you remember the game Mr. Bucket?
Steve: Actually, I do!
Joe: I was thinking about the rules of the game..."Drop your balls into Mr Bucket, but LOOKOUT! Balls'll pop out of his out of his mouth!"
Steve: Bruh...No Diddy!
Joe: Facts!

by Just a guy 10 July 12, 2024

Dirty Diddy

The Dirty Diddy is a successful musician who has become so wealthy and famous he is a household name. He has become so wealthy and powerful that people no longer tell him no, for anything. This causes him to go to the extreme when it comes to sex and other activities, trying to achieve the feeling of eating the forbidden fruit. Become all humans crave things that are off limits, so when nobody tells you no anymore it's a hard feeling to fullfill. So The Dirty Diddy is the kind of guy who engages in child porn, extreme fetishist, crazy sex parties, beastiality, and any other extreme sex act known to man. The Dirty Diddy doesn't understand what he has become until he ends up with sex trafficking charges and on national news.

Damn man Sean has really gone overboard, he has become a real Dirty Diddy.

by Unicornucopia July 5, 2025

No Diddy

A newer version of the classic phrase "no homo" following the rumours of p diddys alleged gay sex scandals.

The young boys love me, I put em in position. No diddy.

by eliantte June 8, 2024

Sean Diddy Combs

Sean Diddy Combs is the real name of Kjobe

Oh look Sean Diddy combs arrived!

by Sean Diddy Combs jr December 6, 2024

Diddy-up

a piked push-up with your ass up and out surrounded by big black men with each completed diddy-up being a backshot by each man

(must meet all criteria to be a proper diddy-up)

shut up nigga drop down and give me 25 diddy-ups or I sentence you to 30 years of diddy-ups

by kkvanii April 27, 2024

C Diddy

a fat frat boy who sexually assaults women with his supposed 8 incher that could split a girl in half

damn your gonna get touched by C diddy

by BibleCampToucher July 27, 2025