the turf

shitty fake grass in park slope where freshmen girls go to drink and smoke fake weed

lets go to the turf and get drunk off a white claw

by jaredhj May 6, 2021

Smurf an Turf

Coined by Skweezy Jibbs, described as a snack consisting of a blue razzz 4loko and a savage size slim jim

Skweezy Jibbs: “THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FAVORITE SNAKC A SMURF AN TURF WHICH IS A BLUE RAZZ 4LOCO AN A SAVAGE SIZE SLIM JIM”

by penisgaming47 September 6, 2022

shark turf

Strong opp territory

Don’t be a fish swimming on shark turf

by Da Bishop April 20, 2022

Surf and turf

Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.

The surf and turf was deicious.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

Terror Turf

Slang for weed,cannabis,marijuana whatever you like to call it.

To be used in the same vain of devils lettuce or Mary Jane and other euphemisms. And also works brilliantly as a substitute to refer to synthetic weed.

I coined it, it's up to all of you to use it now 👍

My dealer got me some mad terror turf, I couldn't get off the couch all night.

I'm new to town, can you help me find some terror turf.

by Constant Rectitude March 4, 2022

Surf and turf

Throwing up while taking a dump.

I was so sick last night, I had surf and turf.

by doubledump November 26, 2024

Turfs Up

You know your turf? It’s ya set, turfs up nigga throw yo hood up

“Yo yesterday when the dj said turfs up what did you throw up?”
“My turf my set”

by Bayslanger August 2, 2025