No dick, no nuts

in genuine, earnest intent; not kidding or joking.

Guys! Jimmy drank so much milk that he puked a gallon! No dick, no nuts -- A GALLON!

by whamcity August 29, 2012

Nut Shit

A slang term in reference to doing something ridiculous typically used in the Philly region.

''Why you outside in the cold with no shirt on? You on some nut shit...''
''Boul on some nut shit wearing that fake ass belt''
''You on some nut shit fighting that lil ass boy''

by PeanutLive215 December 17, 2020

Nut juice

-"The actual name for almond milk, it's just no one can say nut juice with a straight face".

"Hey man Im gonna start drinking nut juice more often"

by Punk idiots December 1, 2017

Dietz Nuts

A brand of nuts. It comes in multiple forms including meat nuts.

Person 1: Hey dude you want some of dietz nuts?
Person 2: What???
Person 1: Yeah, you want some of dietz meaty nuts in your mouth?

by cockulus the endless September 7, 2021

nut master

Master of nutting on people.

"Bro I'm a nut master"
"I'm a nut master to your mom"

by Chicken nugget #2 October 7, 2017

Nigga Nut

The balls of a black man

yo I hit her with my lipton tea bags
your what?
My nigga nuts
ohhhhhh

by MushyTheDyke September 29, 2017

Alaskan Nut

When you chug a frozen beverage right before you cum thus giving you a simultaneous brain freeze at climax.

The girl at the shaved ice shop gave me a blowjob and I busted an Alaskan Nut.

by tried these??? July 5, 2017