Deer Park highschool is probably the worst school you can send your kids to. Half the kids that are white think there black and act like they born and raised in Compton. The sports teams are all ok, but still pretty shitty. The band thinks there all good but honestly no one gives a shit except for them.
by His idkwjdmfe December 28, 2018
When you pick up a girl during sex, spread her legs, grab her shoulders and carry her around making combine noises. Being a John Deere combine.
by Mitch Briggs January 01, 2021
Having sexual relations with the wife or girlfriend of another man who is in a better socio-economic status
than you. Having an affair with a woman who is
married to someone wealthy.
than you. Having an affair with a woman who is
married to someone wealthy.
"Brother, if you get caught poaching the king's deer, you'll end up getting your ass kicked by his bodyguards, or worse!"
by KnightWrite March 14, 2013
Used to describe a stag (man about to be married at a party), who gets caught in a situation in which he's truly busted.
by Doukie February 18, 2009
by Realassbitchgiveafuckboutan May 31, 2019
The term for when someone is involved in a single car accident while intoxicated, and files an insurance claim the following day which lays blame on a fictional deer (or dog, cat, raccoon, etc.) which jumped in the road and caused the accident.
It could also be used describe a drunk driving accident cover-up told to a spouse, child, police officer, or anyone who would seriously frown upon drinking and driving.
It could also be used describe a drunk driving accident cover-up told to a spouse, child, police officer, or anyone who would seriously frown upon drinking and driving.
Guy #1: "Hey, I heard you crashed your car on the way home from that party last night. "
Guy #2: "Naw, I just jumped the curb and bent my rim avoiding a beer deer." wink wink "I told my wife that I saved Bambi, and I'd do it again if I had to, it's just a car. "
Guy #1: "You're a real piece of work."
Guy #2: "Naw, I just jumped the curb and bent my rim avoiding a beer deer." wink wink "I told my wife that I saved Bambi, and I'd do it again if I had to, it's just a car. "
Guy #1: "You're a real piece of work."
by Jerexy Huxrich July 07, 2016
To take a Female accompanist out on a hunting trip to kill a deer. After killing the deer, cut the heart out and use the blood from it as a lubricant for sex.
by WiredFire February 12, 2014