nathan

a kid who has led lights in his toilet and has a birthday everyday because he is so cool and chill.

Random dude: Damn i want led lights in my toilet

Nathan: Only for me cause my name is Nathan

by poopydiaper26 December 31, 2020

NATHAN

The greatest Boy Next door alive, If he is your neighbor then he is your Boy Next Door. Smartest and hot boi alive. 999 IQ He can solve maths and physics even solving your issues using einstein's equation or even use engineering methods.

1.) Hey boys its a Nathan.

2.) Dem kyles are gonna be pissed cus theres a Nathan within their proximity.

by Grandmaster44 August 15, 2019

Nathan

Nathan is the type of person who you can rely on. He is the sweetest guy, unless he is too hungry or tired (which makes him super bonk). He is warm hearted and open minded and he loves a good chat where he can share his passions. He is intense and there is not a single thing that He does not perform well. If you’re a parent to a Nathan, you know he is the best son. He will drive miles to help you or smoke a cigar after working on a project together. If you’re a friend, you have a brother for life who will move mountains for you. If you are a dog and you belong to a Nathan, you have the best trainer and company. Nathan and his dog are one and the same. They communicate through their eyes and their love is beyond any description. If you are Nathan’s partner, you’re the luckiest person alive. He will like you for who you are, not for what you own. He will want to hear your dreams. He will love your food even if it’s a culinary disaster. He will share his bed and his life with you and make you breakfast. He will be a great admirer of your own passions. There is one thing though: he is not chill. But that’s because, unlike him, most people don’t know what they want in life.So if you know what you want it shouldn’t be a problem. Nathan is the guy with whom you will have the Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams type of love. Together you can build a life of happiness and passion. That’s more than anyone could ask for. And that’s the type of happiness only a Nathan can help build.

I love Nathan very much.

by RoryValle November 18, 2020

Nathan

He's a little silly and owns a male moose milker

He enjoys men a lot and a lot of them.
He can shred like no other on a motorcycle and is the meanest gang in the town. The Potatoes.
He came out the womb knowing how to dissemble and assemble a fully automatic fire arm in less than 30 seconds.

When the midwife slapped him he ROARED.

Kawaii desu he's such a potato X3.

Person 1: Wow that guy is such a potato
Person 2: don't be cringe man, say that he's a Nathan.

by princesspiddles September 19, 2020

NATHAN

GOD AT FORTNITE

I got killed by a nathan

by Crazycatkid5 January 1, 2021

nathan

stupid and a idiot but a goof and acts like a dip shit and loves hockey but is failing in school

nathan a dumbass

by fbhberhj April 7, 2022

Nathan

Bro turned me into a lesbian and also stole my stuffed animal and $80. Please give them both back. Thank you :)

Friend: Hey, whatever happened to Nathan?
Me: Got bro an $80 birthday gift and like a month later replaced me. Idgaf anymore fr I just want my money back 😭😭

by pleasgivemeeightydollars June 24, 2023