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Nan

Nan is quiet, and acts like she doesn’t care, yet even if you asked her for advice at 12am in the morning, you’d have to wait until the morning because she sleeps basically the whole day. She literally the best friend you could ever ask for, she may not always show it, but you can always count on her to make ur day that much better. Her jokes….only some people get it cause you can mistake her humour for being mean. She’s beautiful inside and out, but I won’t tell her that because gay.
Is that you’re grandma?”
“Nah that’s my Nan
by Biggansterghee November 22, 2021
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Person NaN

This person materialized out of utter nothingness and h̨̧̨̨̨̢̧̛̛̖̞̰̼̞͈͓͈̲̯͓̜̙͚͚͇̫͖̯̗̫͉͇̗̹̤̞̰͎̲̼̠̙̟̝̲͉͙͈̜̅̀̔͋̆̃͑̋̌̈́̅̅̿͊̊̂̇̐͐͛̈́̍̑̓̒͛̎̂̇̃͒̾͊́̍̑̅͒̃̃͗́̍̕̕͘͘͜͟͜͞e̡͈͓͕͓͓̮̭̘͓͔̼̝̼̟̠̮̗̻͔̦̰̗͓̫̞̣̮̰͙̹̫͚̦̫̹͓̳̝̮̳̙̹͉̮̓̃͛͒̽̾͋͊̋̀̿̈́͆̊̉̉̎̔͆̉͛̋̔̒̒̓̀́͂̿͛͛̆̄̓̾̉͑̿́̈̎͘̚̕͢͢͢͢͝͞͠͝͝ͅ ̧̢̨̧̛̮͍͚̥͕͉̟̭̪̼̭̗͙̞͖̮̟̮͚̞̱̯̭͕͙̪̝̳̳̘͔͖͖̤̥̳̳̬̯̇̈̂̂͒͒͛͐̍̌̓̽̍͆̑̾͛̓̌̋͐́̏͂̇̉͗̊̾̑̄̅̀̓̉̾́̋́̏̑͌͂̕̕̕͜͟͜͟͢͢͠͞͠ͅs̢̡̡͍͔̮͈̜̖̦͍̗̳̺̼̪͍̯̙̱̼̪̺͈͖͙̰̩̹̺̦̠͕͇͓͓̤̰̖̻̬̘͖͍̰̾̃͛̂̏̑̉̊́̐́̇͐͆̉͗̏͛̂̔͛̃̌̒̍̏̐̉͌͊͛̓͑̀͐̈́̑̉̌̽̒͒̒͑͗̚͜͟͝͞͡͠ͅͅͅï̢̡̢̢̢̡̛̛̯̻̹͍͕͕̞̼͎͎͖̹̖̼͓̣̹̠̮͚̣̦͙̲͚̪͕͍͕̥̜͈͕͇͎̭̮̝̰͖͐͋̈̓̅̍́̔̉͋̓̏͐͂̊̄̒̓̂̎̀͆̆̄͂̅̇̓́̉̑͌͌̊͂͗̾̐̓̕̚̚͜͟͟͜͠͠͠͡͞n̨̢̧̧̛̛͓̳̹̭͚̥̰̖͕̼͎͚̠̺̬͇͙̰̬̪̘̪̘̝͕̞̗̩͉̥̯͇̦̦͕͖̯̪̗̣̹̎̎̀̉͐̈̒̌̽̅́̃̿͌̀͛̆̍͗̀͆̎́̏̑͑̂̂̈̈́͒̈̒̐̆̄͗͑̆̒̀͘̕͟͢͢͜͡͠͝͞͞ͅn̡̨̨̡̛͎͔̞̱͖̭͎̫̠̙͚̘̦̖̜͍͎͇̜̳̗͎̪̰̲̭̘̥̖͍̲͈̱̯̻̖̬̬̼̙͉̜͈̠͊̐̎͛͐̂̎̾̈́͗̿̇́̆̐̊̾̌̑̂͗̈̓͋̿̋̑̽̈́̾̈̑́́̾̽͑̍́͗͊̋̈́͘͘͘̕͢͜͠͠e̡̡̨̛̲̩͚͎̲̰͍͓̫̙̻̭̻͔̹̩̭̼͓͙̗̫̩̲͉̫̣͚̫̘͉̠̤͙̺̞̭̼͖̝͐̌̇͌̿͗̔̀̏̑͌̓̽́̇͑͊̍̽̿̌͂͆̾̑́͛̀̈̃̇̂̈͛͛͂̌́̊̚̕̚͘̕͜͜͜͟͢͢͝͡͡͞͞ͅd̢̨̧̧̧̡̧̞͕̖̩͙̬̝̗̟̼̰͈͕̜̬̲̰̘̯̲̪̝͕͉̻̗̰͎̰͕̖̬̺̟͖̞̖̦̪̈̏͒̒̄̀͋͐͋̉̆̋̑̇͂̾̄͊͊̄̃̾͋̀̀̆̿͋̆́̆͒̉͌͗͌͂̒̈́̀͋͆̚̕͘̚̚͘̕͜͜͞ͅͅ. And that why he lost his value and is Person Not a Number now.
Person (we dont know): Alright, sin(pi) is 0, so i will go for cake.
Person 32: YOU MUST BE PUNISHED FOR THIS
Person (we dont know): NO WAIT NO-
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*Person (we dont know) turns into Person NaN*
Person NaN: aw man
by The person creator December 15, 2025
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nan

the person that over feeds you and makes you fat
by wasdfgt February 7, 2018
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Your nan

Your nans ugly and stupid. She is a fat ugly mom And goes to the toilet every min
Your nan
by Commander boss November 16, 2019
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nan on the spit

When two men congragate with a nan
by Dirty_C_Man June 4, 2018
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nan lisa

A strong willed goood witch with naughty spoiled kids..who loves and adores her husband...
Dammit nan lisa.....Nan Lisa owes her life to Rob
by WahooMonkeyman February 25, 2017
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alpha nan

A form of nan, somewhat resembling an alpha wolf. Can be seen in care homes around the globe and are known as vicious predators, often demolishing their counterparts as far back as 1836. Last known alpha Nan attack was in the winter of 2014 where multiple alphas fought it out over a Terry’s chocolate orange. 16 people were injured in the attack and some were punished to the death.
Watch out, I heard that an alpha nan is near us.
by Nan hunter October 14, 2020
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