Resting Muppet Face

1) Person who's natural look resembles a Jim Henson Muppet.

"He had huge eyes and mop hair, total Resting Muppet Face."
"It could be worse, you could have RMF."

by freelancerfive March 28, 2015

Chaos muppet

(1) A person of frantic and/or ridiculously silly demeanor, and so is hard to take seriously muppet and who moves, uncontrollably, from one overwhelming, confusing, or dangerous situation to the next as a way of life. (2) a muppet addicted to chaotic situations, people, or experiences. In all, chaos muppets get in over their heads but know of no other way to seek out new people or experiences; hence, like muppets, they lack control, focus, and/or self-awareness/ regard. Like an adrenaline junky, but sillier. (3) Someone who is, as a rule, always in over his/ her head, usually thinking he/ she is in total control...

Last week, he downed a bottle of sriracha, went skydiving, and then smoked crack all night. Mark is such a chaos muppet!

by Darkmark07 May 19, 2019

switch muppet

A person who can alternate between chaos muppet and order muppet personalities.

#1. She just a chaos muppet.
#2. She's an engineer so she's more of a switch muppet.

by VoightKampffChamp December 1, 2021

honkey muppet

A Caucasian infant.

Get them fucking honkey muppets inside before I get my belt, Jessie.

by Thebundys April 19, 2023

Moist little muppet

A bloke who hates swearing.

“Mark the driving instructor is a right moist little muppet!”

by Armed Basterd May 30, 2020

cunt muppet

1. someone who is woefully inept in every conceivable way.

2. a term of affection.

1. "I'm going to fucking kill you, you fucking cunt muppet."

2. "I love you, cunt muppet."

by Kunttray April 21, 2005

matress muppet

slang word for a girls "private part" when she hasnt shaved in a while.

My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.

by JJhung October 18, 2009