Munt God

Munting is a person who has a 3 sum with a dead body and they become so good at it that’s its religious
“Hey you heard kb and saud turned into munt gods”
by Browncam May 13, 2024
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Munt Moot

When ones moot is so munted that it is unattractive to the opposite species. The munt moot usually looks quite flappy and very much loose.
"Jenny told me that you have a munt moot!"
by Norwegian Red Snatch May 15, 2014
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Malaysian Monkey Munting

Similar to regular Munting, replace dead body with a dead monkey, preferably bloated
"Bro do you want to go do some Malaysian Monkey Munting later?"
by Hjjankens December 03, 2024
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Munted 69er

You & a couple of your mates dig up 2 freshly decomposing corpses, & proceed to each engage in a lil necrophilia fun filling the corpses. Your main "home boi " then orally extracts the mixture of decomposition juices and semen from both corpses and spits into a cup .

After spitting the cocktail into a cup they share it amongst the group... (The Urban D Game - two corpses 1 cup )
Munted 69er .. cocktails all round boys!
by Nauti No.5 July 17, 2024
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Munt facial

When you smear the vaginal juices from munting on your face, leave it on for one night.
Then wait till it dries and ask for a kiss.(not that anyone would kiss you)
"john gave me a munt facial the other night and sara kissed me."
by xXxScrubLordxXx February 04, 2015
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munted stump

An example of a munted stump is Angelica Bucca. No further explaining needed.x
"Angelica is my munted stump". Said Kate
by Vancruiser101 October 08, 2013
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munt buddy

A munt buddy is someone you go Munting with, which consists of two live people and one dead (male or female) Finding and digging up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.
John: I love my munt buddy Karkat!
Dave: i didnt know you guys went munting
by Charkata June 07, 2024
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