Bondi mullet

A floating piece of shit found in waterways

"As gary swam along, he bumped headfirst into a fresh bondi mullet"

by Erken McSchtoogeldorfennargen July 19, 2004

proto-mullet

A haircut on its way to attaining full mullet status

Joel had a shaved head 2 months ago, but now he has a proto-mullet.

by Rumsey February 11, 2008

fag mullet

A hair style that makes a man look like a dyke or lesbian.

Why does Bon Jovi look like a dyke at the Grammys? - Yeah, he has a "fag mullet".

by JPSnake February 1, 2010

fashion mullet

A shaggy, hip, longer version of the traditional mullet. see mullet and white trash. the fashion mullet is sported on males and females alike, usually at shows where urban hipsters hang out. fashion mullet wearers are also prone to wear cowboy boots, diesel jeans, black shirts and have interesting tattoos.

Even though she wasn't a Gucci model, Juliette knew she was hip enough to pull off the fashion mullet.

by callista September 17, 2005

academic mullet

A distinctive style of dress common among academic professors: a dress shirt and sport jacket paired with blue jeans. It is named after the mullet hairstyle since it can be described as "business on top, party on the bottom".

"I just got back from a big cell biology conference, and I've never seen so many academic mullets in one place."

by Ipsitilla January 1, 2008

mullet hunters

People who derive entertainment value from spotting mullets where crowds of people gather. This would include fairs, exhibitions, malls and stores other than Walmart. The hunt is generally performed similar to the license plate game played on long trips. The object of the game is to find the most mullets. The identified mullet must be confirmed by the other players. Bald on top with tail counts. Couples where the spouse has complementary 80's big hair count for extra laughs.

The car show was a great place for mullet hunters last weekend.

by Lizard242 April 29, 2006

Mullet

1.) Hair protruding from the back of the neck in rediculous fashion.

Mullets are also commonly associated with the Camero (92 or older model), Bud, Miller, Coors, dual tv sets (stolen rentway TV placed on top of the broken larger, older set), TV Dinner marathons ranging from 4 weeks and beyond, tube tops, occasionally spandex, Ford pinto, poor mexicans, poor white people.

Anyone who associates truth with black men having mullets is also likely to associate truth with pigs taking flight.

Just use the beer can as the jackstand, I need to go wash my mullet.

by fsn812 December 18, 2003