mullet hunter

one who searches county fairs, bowling alleys, and several hoosier states (i'm using hoosier as an adjective) for people with mullets.

at camp, my friends and i have a scoring system for mullet hunting.

by jdunmer1018 March 9, 2005

Mullderline

A borderline mullet

"That Glenn has a wicked-ass mullderline!"

"My hair's too long in the back. Is it getting to be a mullderline?"

by Concerned Children's Advertiser November 12, 2003

mulletville

Originally a nickname for Hamilton, Ontario, Canada; A city or town that has a higher than normal rate of mullets per capita. This is presumably caused by the complete lack of self worth by the individuals who live in these places. High rate of white trash. Usually must imply a real dump of a place as well.

Examples of Mulletvilles in fiction: Trailer Park Boys, Sunnyvale Park

Examples of actual Mulletvilles: Hamilton Ontario Canada

"When rolling into Hamilton, one can see and smell the heavy factory air, flaming, smoking stacks erected from mills that devirginize the lakeview, followed by a non-stop supply of grimy, drug addicted, unstable, ugly, miserable, ignorant people that populate this low life metropolis. Much of the regular population blend in well with the homeless who walk next to them. The better dressed usually choose a wardrobe inspired by Trailer Park Boys or Eminem. The corpses of businesses that died lay lifeless on the sides of the main roads. That is when the driver turns to you and says "Welcome to Mulletville pal. And your heart sinks."

by stuckinmulletville May 4, 2008

mullpig

once u start smoking u can't stop, will burn thru the bag til it's all gone. Bong hogger.

Shannon! pass the bong you Mullpig!

by mullpig2 June 19, 2010

Mullrat

A mullrat is the delightful combination of a mullet and a rat tail. It can be described as a very thin, straight, greasy mullet.

After centuries of selective inbreeding the mullrat was born. Only the most erudite of West Virginia trailer park hair dressers know the secret to it's creation.

by Lardvark September 16, 2010

mullah'd

Totally and utterly wrecked. Extremely drunk. So drunk you make as much sense as a mad imam hollering out his call to prayer.

Shit, John was mullah'd wasn't he?!

by che2 January 20, 2011

Mullenish

A stalker who has an unnatural obsession with the victim. Avoids face to face confrontation, but will blow up your Social media, phone, ect.

Will is very mullenish; he won't stop texting me! Its unnatural.

by awkotaco1905 November 29, 2013