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Slurry Muff

Slurry Muff, adj. The vaguely erotic act of filling a girl's muff up to the brim with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. Can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as Bar Mitzvahs, cocktail parties, coronations and the international textile market.

Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.

It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.
Lame guy: "Hey guys, Meredith is asleep. Lets draw on her with a marker pen and stuff!"

Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"

Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:

Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants

(London's Burning)
by Doug May 20, 2008
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Snuff a Muff

I want to have sex. I am going to snuff a muff tonight.
by vDop February 13, 2009
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Muff Garbage

You... you wouldn't understand, it's a Jersey thing.

...actually, it refers to the gunk that comes out of a vagina (a muff) , i.e yeast infection or other disgusting things of that nature. It's pronounced Gah-bage so often mistaken for Muff Cabbage.
You're muff gah-bage! Get outta here!

What did that guy just say? Muff Cabbage?

No, no, it was Muff Garbage, you wouldn't understand, it's a Jersey thing...
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When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax.
I met a totally cute guy at Toronado last night but I couldn't go home with him because I have recession muff.
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Guess Her Muff

The act or thought process in which outside characteristics are taken into account to guess how a woman maintains her lady garden.
Hey buddy, guess her muff!

Blonde haired cheer leader, she's a shaven haven...... or is she?
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The part of the female anatomy (vagina) that has to have pubic hair on/around it.
I went down on my girl last night and I got myself some muff pie.
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muff confetti

women's underwear - especially when thrown to singers/actors/pimps/ etc...
"Neil Diamond is old as fuck, but he still get's muff confetti when he sings."
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