beaver muff

An overgrowth of hair on a womens vagina.

I was ignorant on eating Jamie out yesterday after I had noticed her beaver muff.

by nevsky September 12, 2006

chutney muff

a girl with red pubic hair or a girl with red hair, thus suspected of the same attributes downstairs
Also known as chutters

have you seen that girl alexandra?
who the chutney muff?
yeah

by Petey May 18, 2003

muff nugget

Little peice of toliet paper left in the muff after a girl is done going to the bathroom.

I was going to go down on her, but she had some mad muff nuggets

by OC June 11, 2003

Muff Wrangler

One who aquires a massive amount of vagina.

"Man, look at all them ladies! You're such a muff wrangler!"

by Teddy McDonald April 28, 2006

muff management

Collective noun describing activities including trimming, shaving, waxing and plucking aimed at the reduction or removal of muff.

Rachel: 'Are you going swimming today?'
Alison: 'No, I can't- I've been a bit lax on the muff management front.'

by Ali_b January 23, 2007

Muff Diving

To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy

Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!

by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002

muff welding

Verb: The act of braiding two muffs (hairy vaginas) together.

Dillon once witnessed Bre and Katie muff welding each other at Adam's party. Upon seeing this, he then ran and told Alexa and she threw up and died.

by Edward and Lee May 22, 2006