i wanna fucking kill myself

i dont like life :(

Person a: Hey, what's good?
Person b: I wanna fucking kill myself

by ImTrashBoi July 18, 2023

I fvck myself

i just do

i fvck myself wbu

by ISNSNSNAJWJWJSYEYA September 1, 2021

melf

short form of saying: the world has lied to me in so many ways. or, a form of the "eff" word, more acceptable to older adults.

oh, the world has melfed me over
melf!

by melf May 13, 2005

Neck myself

The act of a spazmoid preferably named Alex hanging themselves

Oh my god I just wanna neck myself

by Boiboialex June 5, 2018

shoot myself in the face

a sign of disgruntlement over an event

I just broke and fell out of my desk in front of the whole class! I wanna shoot myself in the face!

by Mary Queen of Scots April 23, 2003

MELF

A sexual attraction to a mall elf. Similar to a MILF but its a mall elf instead of a mom

That blonde at Santas Workshop in the Commons is such a MELF

by Wordwizz December 25, 2014

set myself alight

masturbation

i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009