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Mortgage

That weight around your neck that will never be alleviated until you (1) DIE or (2) eventually pay off by the time you are 107.
I would enjoy life but I have a mortgage.
by Lord Meatclown July 31, 2003
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Rick and Morty

Rick and Morty is a popular TV show made by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. It's about a scientist named Rick Sanchez and his grandson Morty Smith going on wacky adventures in different dimensions. So far, the show has 3 complete seasons filled with memorable characters, dark/adult humour and a few catchy songs (e.g, Get Schwifty).

Many people argue that the Rick and Morty fanbase has ruined the show. In my opinion, I find that to be semi-true.
I love the hit TV show called Rick and Morty!
by Gundham Tanaka October 11, 2017
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Dirty Morty

The act of dislocating your entire body into a pile of goo and slipping into someones anus.
Oh fuck I tried a Dirty Morty last night it was amazing
by Sparkling boi April 2, 2020
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Mortal Kombat!

When you live in close accomadation with friends and you're having sex with a girl, before she is about to come, you shout "Mortal Kombat?" and your boys shout, "FINISH HER!!!"
through the walls.
Girl: Oh Baby, OH BABY!
Guy: Mortal Kombat!?
Room-Mates: FINISH HER!!
by speedmetal99 December 19, 2010
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ninja mortgage

Usually to qualify for a mortgage, borrowers need income,a job or assets.

A ninja mortgage is a type of mortgage granted to people with none of the above, hence:

No
Income
No
Job or
Assets

Without income, a job or assets, it's hard to pay back a mortgage. Many ninja loans became subprime when peeps couldn't refinance their loans.

These peeps are now ninjah
Borrower: Gee, I'd like to buy a house, but I have no job or income... can you help me ?
Mortgage broker: With a ninja mortgage you don't need to prove you have income or a job, we don't even need a downpayment since the value of your house will always go up!
Borrower: Awesome!
by ptr March 4, 2008
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mortadella

derived from the Italian sausage, meaning a loser.
"Guy's a fuckin' mortadella."
by juss_peachie January 17, 2006
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nigga mortis

When a white person is hanging out with any amount of black people and drops the word nigga. They immediately stiffen up and stay as still as possible in the hopes that the black people won't recognize they said the word nigga.
Some random white dude says nigga to a bunch of black guys, then the nigga mortis occurs.
by Grig starrrrrrrrrrr October 4, 2010
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