That weight around your neck that will never be alleviated until you (1) DIE or (2) eventually pay off by the time you are 107.
by Lord Meatclown July 31, 2003
Get the Mortgage mug.Rick and Morty is a popular TV show made by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. It's about a scientist named Rick Sanchez and his grandson Morty Smith going on wacky adventures in different dimensions. So far, the show has 3 complete seasons filled with memorable characters, dark/adult humour and a few catchy songs (e.g, Get Schwifty).
Many people argue that the Rick and Morty fanbase has ruined the show. In my opinion, I find that to be semi-true.
Many people argue that the Rick and Morty fanbase has ruined the show. In my opinion, I find that to be semi-true.
by Gundham Tanaka October 11, 2017
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Get the Dirty Morty mug.When you live in close accomadation with friends and you're having sex with a girl, before she is about to come, you shout "Mortal Kombat?" and your boys shout, "FINISH HER!!!"
through the walls.
through the walls.
by speedmetal99 December 19, 2010
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A ninja mortgage is a type of mortgage granted to people with none of the above, hence:
No
Income
No
Job or
Assets
Without income, a job or assets, it's hard to pay back a mortgage. Many ninja loans became subprime when peeps couldn't refinance their loans.
These peeps are now ninjah
A ninja mortgage is a type of mortgage granted to people with none of the above, hence:
No
Income
No
Job or
Assets
Without income, a job or assets, it's hard to pay back a mortgage. Many ninja loans became subprime when peeps couldn't refinance their loans.
These peeps are now ninjah
Borrower: Gee, I'd like to buy a house, but I have no job or income... can you help me ?
Mortgage broker: With a ninja mortgage you don't need to prove you have income or a job, we don't even need a downpayment since the value of your house will always go up!
Borrower: Awesome!
Mortgage broker: With a ninja mortgage you don't need to prove you have income or a job, we don't even need a downpayment since the value of your house will always go up!
Borrower: Awesome!
by ptr March 4, 2008
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by juss_peachie January 17, 2006
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by Grig starrrrrrrrrrr October 4, 2010
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