Good Morning and God Bless 

When you shit, eat breakfast and drink coffee while on the toilet, at the same time.

"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"

Good Morning and God Bless by TheMailManSmith May 23, 2018

Huber morning

Waking up Looking extremely beat and exhausted. Wake up wearing different clothes than the ones you slept in. No energy to move body. Smell like Raging Hot Chicken, weed, fruit roll-ups, and ton dog

Mom and Dad: Bitch you look beat as fuck
Me: sorry just having a Huber morning

Huber morning by Female7777777 September 30, 2019

can you make me miso soup every morning 

Basically its a indirect way to propose to someone.

his crush : Good morning!
Him : *stunned by her* can you make me miso soup every morning?
his crush : What does that mean?

can you make me miso soup every morning by The side Popcorn Stand November 18, 2021

morning thunder 

I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.

Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'

morning thunder by McGinty September 6, 2006

morningside heights 

What Columbia students call Harlem.

A pleasent stroll down Malcom X Boulevard will take you to Morningside Heights, where you can see the beautiful Columbia University campus.

morningside heights by tekmiester September 7, 2006

Morning Nipples 

The act of arising from a deep slumber, to be awoken by rock hard nipples. Females waking up to hard nipples instead of a hard penis. Equivelent to morning wood.

Why arent my morning nipples going down?!

Morning Nipples by Ardishire July 17, 2010

morning shit-sickness 

The condition one may have when they have been retaining their fecal material (intentionally or not) longer than the body would prefer, causing upset stomach, headache, and nausea, not unlike that of morning sickness with a human baby, except the symptoms will immediately go away with a good poo session. Now you're just pregnant with a poo baby.

Tyler: Oh, God! My stomach! I feel sick!

Kyle: Do you need to shit? Have you gone this morning?

Tyer: No I haven't. What's that got to do with anything?

Kyle: Man, you got morning shit-sickness! Go take your morning dump and you'll be good to go!

morning shit-sickness by SquatchyJ December 4, 2010