Mongolian Meatpie

When someone shits all over your dick and then gives you a blowjob.

Laquan: Ay brotha wanna hit up a Mongolian Meatpie?

Earl: Yump, defenitely that sounds dashing.

by Mike Blumberg... June 19, 2009

Mongolian Hot Pot

A sexual position to be used during foreplay.

When two lovers get inside a bucket, after you fill it with piss, and you start kissing.

Person 1: "Hey babe, I'm horny."
Person 2: "I want to have sex with you, but I'm not horny yet."
Person 1: "What foreplay do you want? I can kiss your neck?"
Person 2: "No thank you, I'm feeling the Mongolian Hot Pot."

by RobertFrazer June 15, 2015

Mongolian Swamp Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey 1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it. 2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip. 3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!) 4. A cock face dick bandit! 5. Your the cock face dick bandit! 6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK! 7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK! 8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
Mongolian Swap Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey

by hoo-ah August 1, 2010

mongolian moon tube

Pertaining to the action of inserting ones penis into a banking vacuum tube which gives a sensation of a close encounter of the third kind.

Man: "Did you go to the bank today?"
Man 2: "Yea. It will be my last deposit"
Man: "A Mongolian Moon Tube?"
Man 2: "Johnny Bench called."

by Dougar Bait September 28, 2009

Brazilian Mongoose

A form of falatio where the male partner squats over the face of the other partner and proceeds to violently penetrate the mouth and throat; Facefucking

When she back-sassed me, I said, "bitch get in the kitchen before I Brazilian Mongoose your ass."

by Dpaugh January 2, 2009

Mongo

Mongo is the giant gingerbread man from Shrek 2

Person 1: Do you think the giant gingerbread man in Shrek 2 has a name?

Person 2: Yeah it’s Mongo

by Phoeboop July 15, 2018

mongolian gas pedal

the act of having hot dirty sex with a woman, and right before she reaches the point of an explosive climax, you pull out and kick her in her sweat box.

while jackie was getting trained by 5 military dudes at once in here extra large sweat box, she was getting ready to reach climax when all 5 dudes pulled an mongolian gas pedal rupturing both ovaries, leaving a nike shoe print on her sweat box.

by A.W. and DAVID August 15, 2006