Moon-Cricket 

A slang term used for African Americans. Crickets come out at night and make a-lot of noise.

Damn, did you see how many moon-crickets were at that party?!

Moon-Cricket by acfahey88 December 14, 2008

Moon-dogging

The act of stealing a sip of somebody's drink (usually when they are not looking). Usually employed by those who are unemployed.

There are many levels of moon dogging, and beginners should be careful when practicing the more advanced techniques.

Level 1 - The Basic Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while in plain sight.

Level 2 - The Proper Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while their back is turned or while they are distracted. Beginners usually perform this in teams of two.

Level 3 - The Full Moon Dog: Stealing somebody's entire drink while they aren't looking. The moon-dogger usually moves to the other end of the bar at this point to finish the drink out of the mark's view.

Level 4 - The Moon Coon: Stealing somebody's entire drink and passing it on to somebody else. The recipient of the drink doesn't necessarily have to know that he or she is drinking a stolen beverage. Hilarity usually ensues.

"Holy shit! Where's my drink?"
"Dude, I think somebody's moon-dogging around here."

Moon-dogging by OG Moon-Dogger March 21, 2009

Moon Gazers 

A woman's breasts that curve upward, particularly with erect nipples, such that they gaze at the moon.

Check out the moon gazers on that chick.

Moon Gazers by Vengex March 4, 2011

Moon over My-Handy 

Receiving a handjob under the table at a Denny's restaurant. Preferably while ordering the Moon Over My Hammy.

Got drunk, ended up at Denny's and some broad hit me up with a Moon Over My-Handy for $7.99.

Moon over My-Handy by DaCrun October 13, 2010

Moon Boots 

A boot invented by Tecnica in the early 1970's that resembled those used on the Apollo 11 Moon landing.

Though often imitated, the original Moon Boot is the only one that will carry the name Moon Boot as Tecnica owns the trademark.

Knock-offs are everywhere - keep it real.

Those Moon Boots give you mad flavor.

Moon Boots by Betty Skis August 16, 2006

Moon Tang 

A strange looking drink or liquid substance that when ingested induces moments of euphoria and an intense lack of concentration.

"Be careful, don't drink that moon tang too fast or you'll flip out"

Moon Tang by CQDQ May 20, 2009

moon river 

1. To moon a river.
2. A very very old song.

Guy 1: HEY LOOK I'M MOONING THE RIVER!
Guy 2: How very mature of you....
Random Guy: Hey LOOK, that guy is performing the moon river.

moon river by Ralph geofferon August 30, 2006