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Conversation Condom

A phrase used to hide details, or save yourself from saying something you dont really want someone to know.
Person 1: "What did you say when Cindy asked you what you did last night?"

Person 2: "I just used one of those conversation condoms and changed the subject."
by Doug Cota August 6, 2008
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conversational Houdini

When the person you are talking to via text/msn suddenly disappears, or constantly disappears and re-appears, without offering any explanation. Basically, when the conversation is so damn boring they don't care about manners, and bail ship.
Girl 1: God, like, Colm is so totally boring.
Girl 2: Yeah, we were on msn last night, I pulled a conversational Houdini after about 5 mins and didn't even change my status.
by theorgasmingnun July 8, 2009
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Nonversation

A non-converation where two or more people greet each other but do not follow with a conversation, but instead follow with an awkward silence, that can result in figeting and short quick glances around the room.
Zack: So, how did you like my friend Michael?
Matthew: He's really nice, but after you left we had a really weird nonversation. It was really awkward!
Zack: Man, I hate those.
by Supersequoia December 28, 2008
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nonversation

When you're sitting at a table full of people (pref. boisterous and social) but you're between two conversations, and no matter how hard you try, you can't seem to get into either of them.

So you end up staring at your drink.

Sad.

Alone.
"Hey Rod, why so quiet?"

"Wha--? Oh sorry -- I'm stuck in the nonversation over here."
by rizz to the slizz December 28, 2005
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Polite Conversation

I met the president of the company last night at the dinner party and we made polite conversation.

I met with the Dean in his office to discuss my application but instead we made polite conversation.
by Blooshoo February 11, 2009
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Conversation Fishing

When a person blurts out random statements or partial words in a crowd room in hopes that someone takes the bait and enters into a conversation with them.
Can you believe Laura at the meeting today? She wouldn't stop talking to herself.

Yea, she was really conversation fishing hard
by Canadianairmass1 September 16, 2009
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Ghetto Conversation

Instead of calling, or walking to a neighbors home, the act of screaming really loudly to communicate.
I didn't know she lived so close that we could have ghetto conversations.

A Ghetto Conversation

"HEY, KEVIN DO YOU WORK TODAY?!"
"NO, YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?!"
"HELL NO, NOT WITH YOU! JUST WONDERING IF YOUR OUT OF YOU'RE HOUSE OR NOT!"
"OK THANKS!"
by Kevin December 28, 2005
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