The Taste Of Monkeys

One who kicks the shit out of cancer and comes out the other side glowing like a Scotish uranium mine from all the chemotherapy but still manages to maintain a positive outlook and sense of humor in the form of poorly drawn but brilliantly depicted ms paint comic strips entertaining a mass of drooling trisomic nerds that can't get laid.

I love The Taste of Monkeys. Does that make me gay?

by beanyNY July 6, 2007

swinging monkeys

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

by TuBsy February 16, 2005

follow the monkeys

Slang for smoking crack. Used for saying you smoked crack while not wanting to draw attention to yourself.

Crackhead: I was following the monkeys all night.
Crackwhore: I follow the monkeys everynight!

by dustinvk July 27, 2008

crotch monkeys

Crotch Monkeys is a slang term for Pubic Lice or Crabs. Also see std.

Danm, I was kickin it wit yo sista last night and those crotch monkeys be swingin' tha vines. Yo crab havin trick sista gave me the crabs and the clap.

by Mitchca April 21, 2006

punkin and dunkin monkeys

Ridin in your 64 Impala when you see some haters riden dirty, you split they dome like a melon, then you duck the cherries and berries

Darnel-"You hear what happened to Straight Killer C?"
Ya-Yo-"Naw blood what happened?"
Darnel-"He was almost caught punkin and dunkin monkeys!"
Ya-Yo-"Word?"
Darnel-"Word!"

by J-La M-Town June 26, 2006

MonkeyNut

anyone that can or will make an error in judgement

that guy is a monkeynut you here what he did last night

by Paul Hillan October 9, 2007

flying monkeys

Flying Monkeys (plural) - the name of the fanclub/supporters of YouTuber Devon Tracy (Atheism-Is-Unstoppable).

Butt-hurt Generation Pussy Regressive: "Oh, here comes AIU's Flying Monkeys to ruin my story with their logic."

by AFlyingMonkey September 3, 2016