Mud Moling

Going Mud Moling means performing anal. To Mud Mole is to insert oneself inside the anus of a coworker or dear friend or mistress. A mud mole could be the aftermath of your penis after going mud moling. Mud moling should be an Olympic sport.

"Bro I mud moled your sister last night. It was all her idea to go mud moling. Turns out it wasn't her first time."

Drake the Snake

by Natef Warrior January 25, 2021

Ninja Mole

The act of aggressively grabbing a man's genitalia at the base from under the butt while he is bent over and pulling it upwards...yelling Ninja Mole

Broke up with my girlfriend after she gave me a Ninja Mole.

by NFly February 12, 2021

Beach Mole

A person who walks up and down the beach with a metal detector digging up holes everywhere.

Be careful of all the holes on the beach from the beach moles.

by dfnremt May 10, 2012

Grooming the mole

An "act of love" that you perform on yourself

Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there

Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole

by JP_2KX December 4, 2011

Spicy Mole

A bowl in a bong, pipe, or other smoking device that is loaded with a mixture of marijuana and tobacco. People who load spicy moles often enjoy the head buzz of tobacco coupled with the effect of weed.

Smoking tobacco out of a bong hurts my lungs. That's why I hate it when Jordan only packs spicy moles.

by Skingleberry October 18, 2011

Mole Gopher

Noun: A minty cylindrical chocolate coated treat you can find in a candy isle that you eat when you watch the live action Mulan. After the box is eaten you can use the left over cardboard to turn yourself into a mole gopher.

Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.

She has a mole gopher on her head! (Referring to a bun)

Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)

Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!

by Greato2aquisquirrelbutt December 19, 2022

Whack-A-Mole

When you beat the meat before it goes in and out of the holes

We played whack-a-mole last night and we both won

by Mist Erjay December 23, 2022