playing whack a mole

when you have to shit so bad and you're trying to hold it in so that the head of the turd is popping out and in of your ass similar to the whack a mole arcade game

I have to crap so bad, i'm playing whack a mole!

by SamuraiSevens November 8, 2008

whack-a-mole

While fucking doggy-style, right as the guy is about to cum the girl smacks him in the nuts through her legs and shouts "Whack-a-mole!"

Guy: I'm gonna cum, baby!

Girl: <smacking his nuts> Whack-a-mole!

Guy: AAAUUUGGGGHHHHH! FUCK! <groans and coughs>

Girl: I love you.

by Jive Bandit August 13, 2010

Molearchy

Molearchy: A more polite term for moleshit, and advanced form of bullshit/malarchy. Usually involves ditching people so you can buy starbucks for a chick who doesnt like you or moleshit story you think is cool.

Mole: yeah i broke my leg skiing, I had to go down a mountain on one leg with no meds.
Moles Dad: Thats moleshit I carried your ass.
JJ: watch your language!
Moles Dad: I mean thats molearchy.

by mortimer green January 8, 2009

Mole Man

Mole men are the secret masters in league with conservative organizations worldwide, whose headquarters are beneath Hackney, London. Their agenda embraces eye confiscation and, of course, the sexual assault of the blind. They appear to also be fond of rugs in their flat and the Ziggurat and the Black Goat soundtrack. Little is known of their motives.

"The Mole Man wants your eyes."
"Yes, the Mole Man can have my eyes."

by MoleMan97 February 13, 2012

Asshole Whack a Mole

A sexual position where One of the partners gets on all fours and points his anus towards a male partner. The kneeling partner then proceeds to force a shit log out of his asshole. The male partner then tries to hammer the turd back into the receiving partners asshole with his erect penis. This term was first coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com

Instead of going to see "The Hangover" Jan and I just stayed home and played Asshole Whack a Mole.

by Davinci Fox December 12, 2009

Anti-Mole Movement

The Anti-Mole Movement is a new social movement taking place as we speak. Large informal gatherings of Moleists are dominating the world one country at a time, in order to abolish the tolerance of unsightly facial moles all over the globe - just one plan of action of the Moleist regime.

See Moleism, Moleist and Mole Island for more information.

Fellow brothers and sisters of the world, UNITE! Join the Anti-Mole Movement and help abolish the tolerance of facial moles via the transportation of fat-mole-inhabiting people to Mole Island immediately!

by Surina January 3, 2008

moldy dick

a penis of gigantic proportions that been around the block a bit, resulting in many a dose of antibiotics.

he shagged a smelly fishy vagina and ended up with a moldy dick.

by clintus crews January 21, 2019