MidClub Crisis

A midclub crisis can be described as a mini mid life crisis that occurs specifically in a nightclub. It is when one is at a club and at one stage during the night they have a mini panic attack and realize either that they are too old to enjoy themselves or they no longer fit in with this crowd. It differs from a mid life crisis as it is not age specific but most commonly occurs in a transitional period in one's life ie, last semester of college. the effects may be heightened by other outer conditions such as a club deciding to play teenie bopper music such as justin bieber.

bill: "hey man you alright, crap music right?"

Ted:"no man its not that, its just all of it, i'm past all these excellent aventures and stuck up young girls, i'm heading to an indie bar man"
Bill:"dude bummer, total midclub crisis"

another example would be mike the situation's mini meltdown in a club at the end of jersey shore season 2

by Aidsbomb March 14, 2011

Midlothian Laocean

Doing it in the public pool.

GF: Hey, im feelin' dirty and turned on, lets go do a Midlothian Laocean!

BF: Awesome, lets get it on!

by AADrummer!! February 21, 2011

Micologo

the study of the mico. El Estudio de Mico(s) Vagina

el primo en guatemala es un licenciado den micologia. el es un micologo .

by micologo January 10, 2012

Mideo

Another word for music video.

Hey man, did you check out Rebecca Black's latest mideo? It was just as bad as the first!
We should totally make a mideo for this song!

by Wrightboy November 9, 2012

midory

A cute short mexican redneck, with a fat ass. Enjoy mudding, ranches and appreciate family Midory is a respectable young lady. Who tend to date Fernandos. They tend to be very bold. And not care what people say.

Is that a horse or a midory butt?
Fernando and Midory for cutest couple.

by ferdizzle January 29, 2015

Midtown Plumber

The act of being jerked off into a sink with the wooden handle of a plunger in your ass.

After getting the toilet unclogged, he decided to give his buddy a midtown plumber.

by Brack Friday November 4, 2015

Midtown meal

When a girl is getting anal and throws up on the mans chest

Bitch left me a midtown meal.

by Tallguy84 October 3, 2016