microwave turtle

The act of engaging in hardcore anal intercourse while in a sauna. Both participants are wearing cardboard boxes so that they look like turtles. Not for the faint of heart, or those who don't know the glory of being assfucked by a turtle.

I LIKE BIG TITTIES IN MY MICROWAVE TURTLE

by Appl3Python April 25, 2014

microwaved it

The act of moving a girl's panties to the side, instead of removing them, to save time during sex

Benny: that was quick...you hit that?
Patrick: hell yeah...I was in a hurry so I just microwaved it.

by patrickhellard August 20, 2015

microwaved

adj. absurdly high; high to the point where people can see it radiating off you

Virginia: You smoked, didn't you?

Komal: . . . can u tell?

Virginia: Yeah, you're fuckin' microwaved.

by the ex emcee November 9, 2017

Microwave babies

Microwave babies are the new generation of teenagers born between 1990 and 2018 they do everything fast like Microwave popcornThey don’t wanna work and very confrontational

These microwave babies is very confrontational

by Microwave babies June 11, 2021

Microrave

A party with less than 100 people. A mixture between a regular house party and a full-blown rave. Always involves either extasy, acid, or both. Always has loud, bass-heavy techno, glowsticks, orange juice, and many people going dumb at once.

We had a fat microrave last weekend, man, and I was trippin balls!

I got a bunch of new Benassi and Basshunter, as well as other new hardstyle shit, looks like it's time for a microrave!

by Azzim The Awesome December 22, 2008

microcave

An endearing term for a microwave

The food is in the microcave

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

microwave face

A girl who's face looks like it was melted by a microwave and is extremely unattractive to everyone around her. Most likely to hang out with swamp donkeys.

Don't look now, microwave face just walked in the room.

by phillip hiscock October 24, 2009