Microchip on my Shoulder

2021 world wide microchip shortage caused by Covid-19 conspiracy theory of microchips being injected with every vaccine shot.

Hey Dustin, did you get Covid-19 vaccine?

Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".

by Marcellus_Wallace May 3, 2021

microcreamery

The term microcreamery is a marketing gimmick. Using such words as "all natural", "small batch" and "hand-crafted" are meaningless since they are not defined from any food science perspective nor FDA guidelines. To qualify as "ice cream" a product must contain at least 10 percent milk fat and not less than 10 percent milk solids. Other commonly used marketing phrases that categorize ice cream in terms of quality are: "superpremium", "premium" and "economy". Higher quality products tend to have low overrun and higher fat content, but there are no guidelines. Therefore, claiming specific overrun or milk fat percentages to define "microcreamery" is specious at best and a complete falsehood at worst. Similarly, there are no manufacturing guidelines that categorize ice cream producers by number of gallons per year.

Microcreamery is an unregulated term used as a marketing gimmick to describe small ice cream producers.

by Worderly May 24, 2017

microcrap

See also microshit microshaft microshafted

I thought it was supposed to be the other way around that companies were supposed to be the ones begging for ALPHA Version Testers.... But MicroCrap has millions and Millions of Happy Alpha Software testers who gladly pay through the nose to test MicroCraps Software and then put up with Spyware and Viruses and Crappy lame ass slow Patch development.

You Get what you Pay for and pay for and pay for and pay for and pay for. and pay for....

by OldToker May 13, 2005

gameboy micro

a really tiny version of the gameboy advance, Thus another way for nintendo to make money by releasing somthing that can do the same as the gameboy advance and gameboy SP. But people will still go out and buy it anyway.

jim: cool the gameboy micro! i gotta get it even tho i do own both Gameboy advance and Gamboy advance SP...

by Aiden Lee November 15, 2005

microcosm

A solar system that fits in your eye.

"Staring straight up into the sky, oh my my! A solar system that fits in your eye... Microcosm."

by Pink Sheets December 28, 2005

micro-cheating

When someone cheats on a partner, but just a little bit. Like copping a feel or kissing.

"It was just a kiss"
"That's micro-cheating!"

by Zoe Winters April 9, 2008

micronesians

Pacific Islanders from the Micronesian region (FSM, Palau, Marshall Islands, Marianas) who are hardworking, generous, helpful and will willingly agree to assist their fellow micronesian, even when it comes to fighting, BUT will only resort to violence if they feel threatened or discriminated against. Although Micronesians work hard, they also enjoy living a laid back, "go with the flow" kind of lifestyle. Because of that, it might be the reason why Micronesians are also one of the most misunderstood race, especially the Micronesians residing in Hawaii and in Guam, where they are sometimes labelled as "gangster wannabes" , "beggars", or "thieves".

Man 1: Dude, what do you got against us Micronesians?
Man 2: You guys are lazy, most of you guys are usually drunk, and you guys are stealing money out of our pockets...
Man 1: Have you been to anywhere in Micronesia before?
Man 2: No..
Man 1: Then why so judgmental?
Man 2: Because of all the negative news about you people...
Man 1: So you judging us because of a few bad eggs? Ok, you know what? If you can prove to me that your race has no alcoholics, no beggars, no drug addicts, and no criminals, I will agrre with you that the Micronesians are bad people and that we should be ashamed of who we are...
Man 2: ...

by MicroBoii691 October 21, 2012