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Microwave at 3 am

The loudest fucking thing in existence. Will wake up you're whole neighborhood.
Person: So why are you grounded again?
Me: I set of the microwave at 3 am. I just wanted some damn soup.

Person: well that sucks
by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA May 24, 2022
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Polish Microwave

Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Polish Microwave is when you fart under the blanket and grab the blanket under your spouse’s face with an upward motion and then bring said blanket down with considerable speed, so as to waft the still-warm fart directly into your spouse’s face.
My wife was complaining that she was cold, so I got some blankets and gave her a Polish Microwave. Now she’s warm, but she’s mad at me.
by Amandanaise January 7, 2023
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McClown

A term used for several purposes, including being ridiculous, a sexual service, or being bamboozled.

Or a word used to described a person from Anaheim (or a descendent from Jerusalem), that moved to Northern California.
"Quit McClowning around!" would be used when you say something silly.

"You got McClowned!" is usually said after you've been fooled.

"McClown me, baby." Enough said. XD
by Eddie Reginaa George May 26, 2011
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Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.
He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.
by Dave August 25, 2003
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microwaveology

the degree earned in college when you study microwaves and all their bodily functions along with the waves they emit, which are also called microwaves.
Chef Tom earned his degree in microwaveology.

Yes, I'm a certified microwaveologist.
by joe131792 December 9, 2008
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microwavie

Adj. To describe the taste of food after is has been microwaved.
The sandwich has a microwavie taste.
by Juan Rivera April 3, 2008
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Microwave Mastermind

A nigga that can create anything he desires out of just the stuff he finds in the fridge or freezer. Can be made from leftovers, a fuckload of side dishes, or just crackers and condiments. Once he sticks it in that microwave for just the right amount of time, that nigga is guaranteed eating the dankest meal of the day.
"What'd you have for lunch?"

"A barbecue chicken sandwich with jalapenos and grated cheese."

"Fast food?"

"Nahh. My house."

"You Microwave Mastermind."
by VandalTR January 26, 2012
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