A large, "urban" shopping mall located in Springfield, Virginia. Has been gradually abandoned in recent years do to preference for Pentagon City and Tysons, which have been deemed "less ghetto" by the general public. Springfield Mall is famous for having a "Hot Topic" and "Taco Bell Express," 97 Auntie Anne's pretzel stands, and an extensive parking garage used for drug deals after closing.
People, notably white people, who admit to shopping at Springfield Mall are usually shunned by the Northern Virginian community. Common excuses are:
"S-Springfield?...I thought this was Tysons!"
or
"I must have forgotten to take my medicine."
or
"Its OK, I'm 1/32 hispanic"
Springfield Mall is generally safe to frequent before sundown. However, NEVER go on Friday nights. EVER.
People, notably white people, who admit to shopping at Springfield Mall are usually shunned by the Northern Virginian community. Common excuses are:
"S-Springfield?...I thought this was Tysons!"
or
"I must have forgotten to take my medicine."
or
"Its OK, I'm 1/32 hispanic"
Springfield Mall is generally safe to frequent before sundown. However, NEVER go on Friday nights. EVER.
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Get the mallcore mug.A shopping center located in Rockaway NJ containing major stores such as Lord and Taylors, Sears, Macy's, JC Penny's, FYE and other such major retail dealers. It's a popular congregation area for elderly on their morning strolls, shopping adults and young teens.
Also a hang out area for local mall rats who cluster mainly around the FYE and arcade opening until being chased away by security.
Also a hang out area for local mall rats who cluster mainly around the FYE and arcade opening until being chased away by security.
The Rockaway Townsquare mall is only a short distance from any location in Rockaway!
Lets go shopping at the Rockaway Mall.
Lets go shopping at the Rockaway Mall.
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named for Marilyn Manson.
named for Marilyn Manson.
"Oh look at that mall manson over there! I dare you to go tell him that in 5 years he's gonna look back and be embarassed about that face paint."
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