Medical-phorical

A mispronunciation of the word metaphorical popularized by the character Clint in the classic war film, 1969.

Pretty Medical-phorical... pigs, eh?

by Darthbubbaaa March 10, 2021

Cedars-Sinai Medical Center

One of the best hospitals in Los Angeles

Cedars-Sinai Medical Center is great

by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022

Medically Sexy

When a medical professional is performing a procedure and unwittingly portrays enhanced levels of sexiness- possibly due to posture, perspective, or use of intoxicants.

While undergoing a lengthy dental procedure, I couldn’t help but notice every muscle rippling in my dentists forearms. I couldn’t even see his face but he was like…medically sexy.

by AlaskanChampion March 30, 2022

Medication

What they try to get you to take in order to slowly kill your brain and pacify you.

Dr Chudjack: Listen to the medcels, take your medication!
Wise Man: No, stop trying to kill me! I'll never take my meds!

by Trampofine October 24, 2025

The medic symbol

When two consenting men wrap their phallusi around one another like the symbol of medicine.

So, how do we make the medic symbol with our penises.

by Banana Hammie December 14, 2019

Medical Depression

a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.

My doctor calmed I might have medical depression.

by Rebelaxe May 15, 2018

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.

"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick

by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025