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Medical Caffeine

The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.

Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.
Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...

Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"

Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.
by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011
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Medical-phorical

A mispronunciation of the word metaphorical popularized by the character Clint in the classic war film, 1969.
Pretty Medical-phorical... pigs, eh?
by Darthbubbaaa March 10, 2021
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CD Site Medics

Now, within the SCP foundation, exists "CD Site Medics". They exist to save lives. Help people. And get community service hours.

O5-2 hates CDSM because she knows they are more well trained than "Site Medics".

Case closed. Thank you for reading.
Just because medical department executives hate CD site medics does not mean CD site medics are necessary.
by CDSiteMedicGod July 22, 2020
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Ana Medic

by epic urb dict December 5, 2021
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Medic

Someone who doesn’t get enough credit even thought they’re helping a lot more than you know.
Player 1: “damn guys, I rocked that!”

Medic: “hey, I helped!”

Player 1: “ahh, who cares?”
by TheREAPERoo7 February 23, 2022
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medicated brownies

not a whole bunch to say other than they have drugs in them and their brownies, 10/10 tho of course if its legal;)
person 1; were did all my brownies go mom?
person 2; it was potluck at church so I brought them, why?
person1 ; mom they were medicated brownies
person 2; what does that mean?
by vcbubby January 6, 2021
mugGet the medicated browniesmug.

Medical Depression

a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.
My doctor calmed I might have medical depression.
by Rebelaxe May 15, 2018
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