Clan Match

When nerdy virgins get together to fight to see who is the lamest and has the least real friends. Those in Clans with more than 100 members are especially lame because it changes from a Clan match to a nerdismorgy (the rarest and most difficult to catch). Clan Matches may last as long as 200 years.

Guy: Brad has a clan match tonight i guess we wont see him.

Beard Guy: He will need to refuel and get more mountain Dew at some point.

by Lives with Clan member February 27, 2011

tennis match

smoke weed. have a session (code word)

aye bro down to have a tennis match right now?

by smokemeout11 October 12, 2010

light a match

a phrase that can be used during paranormal experiences caused by an external or internal phenomena, phrase will be used in order to express extreme enjoyment of what had occurred. Ideal for those who live in the moment and are thinking of creating a new catch phrase craze. Instead of requesting a high five, pat on the back, or just plain old recognition. One would point and say, "Hey light a match to this." Only on special occasions could one physically light a match while saying this, after saying this, or silently, just lighting a match.

When Phil, Andrew, Matt, and Alex were driving home from Purdue, they were so excited to have survived the crazed driving that instead of kissing the sweet ground, he said, hey light a match to that.

Alex beat Phil so badly in Mario Kart that instead of saying in your face, he looked and said, "Hey light a match to this."

by Phil Persha January 11, 2009

Malecki Gas Pass

It's like when you're lying on your stomach naked and then your naked boyfriend sits on your butt and then farts in your butt.

eg. Jen was utterly disgusted when Ryan performed the Malecki Gas Pass after a romantic night...

by Abby Severt October 3, 2006

the matchmaker

Usually the friend in a group that's good with relationships, just not their own. They are able to get friends together and make enemies cease fire but when it comes down to it, they're the worst at love in their own life

Katie: Sara's so the matchmaker. She got John to ask me to Prom
Mary: OMG, Sara got Connor to ask me to Prom
Katie: Wait, who's Sara going with?
Mary: Uh, no one I think.

by The Matchmaker February 25, 2014

Royal Rumble Match

A fight including more than two opponents.

"Dude did you see that royal rumble match in the cafeteria this morning?? Two girls and a guy!"

by SPHD December 5, 2014

Match Up

The act of throwing down 5's on a blunt

"Yo wanna match up?"

"Yate!"

by SmokeMaddBlunts April 21, 2009