Hym "We can't all just throw ourselves at a every fat cock we meet and never work out a day in our lives. Go watch Bill Burr's 'women have no game' clip from his podcast and then say that shit again. I'd be married too if all I had to do was sit around and wait for the opposite sex to interact with me."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2023
Get the Marriedmug. Dude, let's play chuck fuck marry.
So who would you out of Fatty Goggles, Esther and That Clown footed girl?
Oh dude, that's just wrong!
So who would you out of Fatty Goggles, Esther and That Clown footed girl?
Oh dude, that's just wrong!
by thatguy248 December 10, 2011
Get the Chuck Fuck Marrymug. We were on the phone together and both were horny. He wanted some action so he told me to marry your fingers. I did that until I had cummed.
by A$AP__S April 23, 2014
Get the marry your fingersmug. When you've been dating for 7 years or more, moved in with one another and created an entire family. While there is no legal paperwork you are referred to by family as husband or wife. Congratulations!
"Maria and Fulano are the cutest married couple ever!"
" They must have had a beautiful ceremony."
"Oh well, they aren't married MAR-RIED but they're Dominican married, they've been together since quarter waters."
" They must have had a beautiful ceremony."
"Oh well, they aren't married MAR-RIED but they're Dominican married, they've been together since quarter waters."
by Kaybeejohari January 6, 2017
Get the Dominican marriedmug. by True fax’s 69 March 23, 2021
Get the Married POGmug. Break-Ups On Marriages, Or Divorces, In General
You Are Officially Ex-Married.
by Ioannis_the_word_maker October 8, 2022
Get the Ex-Marriedmug. by Rihannatheetaper November 22, 2021
Get the married ratmug.