malvinas

Anything you gave away but now you want it back and are prepared to do anything to get it back, even if it means losing everything.

Named after the Argentine name for the Fawkland Islands which they ruled from 1820 to 1833 and now want back.

Barbara is my Malvinas, I should have never gave her away, I am going to dump the troupe of Folie Bergers cancan girls who have declared undying love for me, and get her back even though she has diseases science hasnt got a name for.

Those maracas are my Malvinas, I am going to cancel the world tour and travel to the South Pole to get them back from the vulcanologist I gifted them to.

by baarttttteeerllllemmmmmm March 10, 2013

Vaginal Malaria

Vaginal Malaria is the manifestation of the disease caused by the paracyte Plasmodium Falcipirum on a woman's vagina.

1. Dude, don't do it. She's got bad vaginal malaria. Trust me, I know. YUK!
2.
Girl: My pussy is ichy and is oozing some sort of puss.
Friend: That's some nasty vaginal malaria girl!

by Dr Ron Jeremy April 4, 2005

Malvi

Someone who has trouble spelling his or her own name. They also have problems pronuncing words and are usually called studdering stanley's.

Wow, you're a malvi. I know someone like you, it's a donkey.

by John Stevens May 26, 2004

malaise

maneisadn with mayo and ketchup duh

penis in malaise duh mayo ketchup?

by chro December 8, 2006

malahim

has nobody to talk to. is a douche bag

that guy is such a malahim

by fart can November 16, 2017

Malvina

A malvina is a type of scottish cheese. Often found bullying grade two children with accents, the malvina is anything but exquisite. Finds entertainment in leprachaun hunting underneath elementary schools. Avoid at all costs.

"OMG. That cheese is SUCH a malvina. She's practically RAPING that leprachaun! Poor thing."

by Patchthethird May 16, 2010

magavin

A nickname. Often an attractive man who enjoys sex, pot, and frequent guitar playing. Often known for being incredibly cool or wellknown to women. A sex addict.

Shaunie Magavin is pretty isnt he?

Of course hes a Magavin!

by Willona August 23, 2007