Make A Wish Foundation

A children's charity organization for terminally ill children up to 18 years of age. Grant's a dying child their one wish in life, no matter how extreme.

Foundation: You are only 12 and we grieve your time is so short, Timmy. What can our foundation do for you?

Timmy: ...

Foundation: Anything you want Timmy! Do you want to meet your favorite football player? Own an Xbox 360 and tons of games? Drive a ferrari?

Timmy: NO GODDAMNIT! I want some ass! ASS!!! ASS ASS ASS AND MORE ASS, and lots of it, I tell you! I want the hottest bitches up in my hospital room, huge titties in each hand, and the best fucking weed ever grown.

Foundation: Timmy, you got it! That's what the Make a Wish Foundation is all about, helping kids fulfill their dreams!

by The Gimp November 5, 2012

Make love not war

Coined by the hippie generation in the 1960's. It's real meaning is that love and yes sex is better than war. No one ever died from love.

people have been trying to basterdize the hippies since they started but no hippie ever took a life and this saying is as meaningful now as ever with all the war we are having.

John believes in the saying make love not war.

by Deep blue 2012 March 15, 2010

make tracks

to leave or get away from somewhere, usually in a quick or urgent nature.

can also be worded in the form of a direct order.

"It's gettin kinda late, we oughta make tracks pretty soon."

"tell those guys to make tracks, they just can't crash a party uninvited!"

by hipster April 20, 2007

Make your Bones

To kill a person as requirement for membership in a criminal gang, especially if its ones first murder

"Before they could make you your gonna have to make your bones!"

Sonofabitch! Do you know who I am? Im Moe Greene! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!

by Mihodero August 6, 2011

Make a pass

Someone getting at another, starting a conversation and flirting in order to get it in later

-"hey, there was this cute girl talking to me earlier but she left"
-"yea she was trying to make a pass"
-"dammit! My game sucks"

by Cbonsa March 8, 2011

make it hail

Coined by Daniel Tosh, it's when you throw change at strippers/sluts instead of dollar bills. Highly recommended for ballers on a budget.

Friend:Hey man, are you gonna make it rain tonight?
Baller on a Budget: No dude, money's tight. But I will make it hail.

by Big Tosh June 10, 2011

Makedonski

A mythical tribe from the Balkan Mountains.According to Greek and Albanian sagas the Makedonski tribe had unusually large heads that were square shaped.They used to tell their neighbors how they conquered the whole world,and they built the pyramids of Egypt.IOW they stole other peoples' history.Ancient Greek writers wrote many jokes about the Makedonski tribe,unfortunately very few survive.In Albanian folklore if you told an Albanian that he looked like a boxhead(Makedonski),you were taking a chance with your life.

These are a few Greek jokes written about the Makedonski Tribe:
Q. How do you sink a Makedonski battleship?
A. Put it in water
Q: Why did the Makedonski cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Makedonski out of a tree?
A: Wave to him

by Jesus J. Rivera May 23, 2008